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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/22
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slate frum haunted graveyard
  07/17/22
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aphrodisiac ticket booth
  07/17/22
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know-it-all boistinker
  07/18/22
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Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  09/29/22
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Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
excitant idiot
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
excitant idiot
  01/07/23
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know-it-all boistinker
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Grizzly office
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Grizzly office
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
snowy greedy set gay wizard
  03/18/23
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Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Grizzly office
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
mahogany charismatic cuck forum
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
glittery fanboi ceo
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Navy jew death wish
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/23/24
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amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
stimulating lavender box office queen of the night
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Hilarious Partner Stage
  09/28/24
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Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
amber cocky dog poop mexican
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: slate frum haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: know-it-all boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: excitant idiot

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: excitant idiot

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: know-it-all boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Grizzly office

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Grizzly office

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: snowy greedy set gay wizard

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Grizzly office

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: mahogany charismatic cuck forum

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: glittery fanboi ceo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Navy jew death wish

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: stimulating lavender box office queen of the night

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Hilarious Partner Stage

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: amber cocky dog poop mexican

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49932244)