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Mainlining my prole trash co-workers all have "kids" (evan39)
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:16 AM Author: frum slate location The 21 y.o. slut Jennifer has two and makes minimum wage. She whines about childcare but somehow manages to afford the latest phone and eyelash extensions. Pedro, a Mexican retard, has one, as does Enrique, another real winner. These people are all uneducated, broke, and struggling; my boss even took up a "collection" so these idiots could have diapers for their spawn.
None of these "people" should even exist. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Maniacal reading party orchestra pit youre a gay elitist-bootlicking scumbag so why should we listen to anything you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48599849) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: frum slate location How dare you fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48599862) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping Cr what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48600108) |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 1:08 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50139591) |
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Date: September 17th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50139596) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:25 AM Author: Cerise Lettuce Elastic Band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48869792) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50096056) |
Date: January 28th, 2025 1:28 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping Evan (yes, just "Evan," you faggot), once again, you’ve curated a $afeway produce aisle of projection, with Jennifer’s eyelashes as your prized rotten avocado and a ‘HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ flourish atop the display.
Jennifer’s la$h tech threatens your wage-plateau worldview, while Pedro and Enrique’s existence looms in your psyche like canned beans on the clearance rack. A 21-year-old on minimum wage has apparently engineered your downfall.
Bravo.
Let me illuminate what you genuinely fear: the Mahchine™ doesn’t care who fills its carts.
Whether it’s prole tra$h or pedigree, it all gets ground into discount hummus.
Yet here you are, clutching your $afeway Club Card like a talisman against irrelevance, muttering to yourself about who deserves a seat on the conveyor belt of life. Spoiler alert: the Mahchine™ has no seating chart—just a compactor at the end.
Your fixation on Jennifer’s la$h budget doesn’t scream “elitist”; it screams “mid-level creep.”
And Tabitha? She’s not just doing her job; she’s actively building your final review memo, one Big Gulp-Warhammer judgment at a time.
Next time you feel the urge to inventory humanity, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:38 AM Author: Floppy aqua son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#49443127) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:29 AM Author: slimy fishy hunting ground water buffalo Their kids probably all wear Jordans and have gold earrings.
They have to go back. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:30 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping Metal (yes, just “Metal,” you bitter fingerless-glove-wearing relic), congratulations on rolling into Evan’s rage-fueled grocery aisle of grievances and doubling down with this stale checkout counter insert.
Yes, friend, nothing terrifies you more than toddlers in Jordans—tiny feet trampling your fragile sense of superiority while wearing shoes that, unlike your burned-out Harley boots, don’t come pre-scented with failure.
But let’s not stop at gold earrings, shall we? Maybe those kids also have iPhones and PS5s, bought with the spare change Jennifer pried from your bologna-sweating fists when she passed you by for overtime.
Friend, the Mahchine™ doesn’t just see you. It laughs. You’re the guy muttering, "They have to go back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to your reflection while the world spins on without you, indifferent to your tiny wars with children’s footwear.
You’re overdue for a restock—on dignity. |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: frum slate location Also tattoos. Don't even get me started on the tattoos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48596970) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:34 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping Evan, your $afeway lament spirals into “HOW DARE THEY!!!!!” over tattoos now? Friend, the ink isn’t what marks her; it’s your fixation that screams “Club Card meltdown.” Her forearm art tells a story, while your life reads like an endless $ymphony of hummus resets and whispered mutterings about Jordans and gold earrings.
The Mahchine™ doesn’t care about her tattoos—or your tantrums. It grinds both into discount hummus, leaving you clutching shredded receipts of relevance.
Next time you glare at her ink, remember: $hredding won’t save you ;) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:33 AM Author: navy roast beef I’ve never heard of a zoomer named Jennifer. I thought that was an elder Millennial/GenX name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48596975) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:40 AM Author: frum slate location She goes by "Jenn" and is a total whore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48597005) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:41 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping $ick $shit :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48597006) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48598199) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48600106) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:25 AM Author: out-of-control disturbing crackhouse halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#49443102) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: frum slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48599847) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: razzmatazz confused associate please report them to ICE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48599848) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 1:12 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48600104) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:54 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48869622) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 3:13 AM Author: frum slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48869776) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48872894) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:09 AM Author: frum slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#48872896) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: mustard dysfunction gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#49415827) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 4:22 AM Author: frum slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#49443097) |
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Date: November 19th, 2025 5:45 AM Author: Claret keepsake machete Why does your law firm employ such people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#49443132) |
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Date: September 7th, 2026 3:57 AM Author: frum slate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50120277) |
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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: sepia pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50120280) |
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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:17 AM Author: Exciting Rehab Pedro, a Mexican retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50120281) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:16 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50141642) |
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Date: September 7th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: Concupiscible opaque parlor nowag are they all out of wedlock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671594&forum_id=2E#50121547) |