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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
topaz dilemma
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Appetizing Balding Becky
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
aromatic pea-brained yarmulke
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
milky hairraiser psychic mood
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
vibrant angry trump supporter selfie
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
glittery principal's office
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
topaz dilemma
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Razzle orchid home
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
nofapping abusive chad orchestra pit
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
exhilarant magenta striped hyena water buffalo
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Thriller clown
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/29/25
no
Thriller clown
  08/29/25
Eat shit
painfully honest hall incel
  08/29/25
...
Thriller clown
  08/28/25
...
painfully honest hall incel
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
lilac bonkers piazza degenerate
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
effete native
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Chartreuse nibblets
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
effete native
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
turquoise sweet tailpipe prole
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
cocky electric lodge
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Appetizing Balding Becky
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Appetizing Balding Becky
  08/28/25
wow
vibrant angry trump supporter selfie
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
nubile boyish parlour boistinker
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
maize dashing crotch
  08/29/25
...
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
up-to-no-good mexican
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
titillating property
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: topaz dilemma

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Balding Becky

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: aromatic pea-brained yarmulke

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: milky hairraiser psychic mood

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: vibrant angry trump supporter selfie

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: glittery principal's office

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: topaz dilemma

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Razzle orchid home

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: nofapping abusive chad orchestra pit

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: exhilarant magenta striped hyena water buffalo

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Thriller clown

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Thriller clown

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: painfully honest hall incel

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Thriller clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: painfully honest hall incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: lilac bonkers piazza degenerate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: effete native

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse nibblets

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: effete native

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: turquoise sweet tailpipe prole

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: cocky electric lodge

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Balding Becky

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Balding Becky

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: vibrant angry trump supporter selfie

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: nubile boyish parlour boistinker

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: maize dashing crotch

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like casino boiling water

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good mexican

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: titillating property

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102080)