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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
lavender rambunctious step-uncle's house laser beams
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Jet nighttime kitchen
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Jet-lagged address love of her life
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Jade swollen reading party
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
contagious shrine boltzmann
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
supple school cafeteria
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
lavender rambunctious step-uncle's house laser beams
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
big-titted juggernaut
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
tan jew
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
judgmental institution associate
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
no
duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Dashing set kitty cat
  08/29/25
...
duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel
  08/28/25
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Dashing set kitty cat
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
awkward dog poop heaven
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
concupiscible vengeful faggotry
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
smoky thriller principal's office knife
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
concupiscible vengeful faggotry
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Embarrassed to the bone silver resort
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
nubile charismatic dysfunction
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Jet nighttime kitchen
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Jet nighttime kitchen
  08/28/25
wow
contagious shrine boltzmann
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
out-of-control windowlicker
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Yellow feces gas station
  08/29/25
...
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
stimulating ruby cruise ship
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Elite site mediation
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: lavender rambunctious step-uncle's house laser beams

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Jet nighttime kitchen

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Jet-lagged address love of her life

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Jade swollen reading party

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: contagious shrine boltzmann

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: supple school cafeteria

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: lavender rambunctious step-uncle's house laser beams

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: big-titted juggernaut

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: tan jew

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: judgmental institution associate

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Dashing set kitty cat

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: duck-like up-to-no-good casino incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Dashing set kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: awkward dog poop heaven

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: concupiscible vengeful faggotry

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: smoky thriller principal's office knife

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: concupiscible vengeful faggotry

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone silver resort

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: nubile charismatic dysfunction

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Jet nighttime kitchen

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Jet nighttime kitchen

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: contagious shrine boltzmann

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: out-of-control windowlicker

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Yellow feces gas station

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Fishy Parlour Really Tough Guy

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: stimulating ruby cruise ship

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Elite site mediation

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102080)