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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Passionate black woman halford
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
supple orange stead
  07/06/26
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Cobalt swashbuckling associate masturbator
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
vermilion native jap
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Hilarious odious patrolman
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
diverse brunch preventive strike
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Erotic impressive plaza
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
Fishy Mother
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Mustard theater stage party of the first part
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
burgundy digit ratio den
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
Fishy Mother
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
emerald 180 stag film therapy
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
burgundy digit ratio den
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Puce pontificating persian
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
soul-stirring locus depressive
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
mildly autistic school
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Puce pontificating persian
  07/06/26
any employer would
mildly autistic school
  07/06/26
...
galvanic carmine principal's office wrinkle
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
tripping site ceo
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
mildly autistic school
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
diverse brunch preventive strike
  07/06/26
...
burgundy digit ratio den
  07/06/26
...
Aromatic maniacal psychic
  07/06/26
...
Cobalt swashbuckling associate masturbator
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Mind-boggling trump supporter lodge
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Adventurous church
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
Black massive hell
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
beady-eyed gas station affirmative action
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Hairless umber hall dog poop
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
diverse brunch preventive strike
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Dashing gaped generalized bond
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Passionate black woman halford

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: supple orange stead

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling associate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: vermilion native jap

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Hilarious odious patrolman

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: diverse brunch preventive strike

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Erotic impressive plaza

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Fishy Mother

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Mustard theater stage party of the first part

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: burgundy digit ratio den

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Fishy Mother

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: emerald 180 stag film therapy

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: burgundy digit ratio den

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Puce pontificating persian

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring locus depressive

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: mildly autistic school

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Puce pontificating persian

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic school

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: galvanic carmine principal's office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: tripping site ceo

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: mildly autistic school

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: diverse brunch preventive strike

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: burgundy digit ratio den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Aromatic maniacal psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Cobalt swashbuckling associate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling trump supporter lodge

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Adventurous church

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Black massive hell

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station affirmative action

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Kitty Skinny Woman

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Hairless umber hall dog poop

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: diverse brunch preventive strike

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Dashing gaped generalized bond

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2E#49998433)