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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
citrine windowlicker
  09/15/13
explain.
Dashing up-to-no-good forum
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
citrine windowlicker
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Cordovan national
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Multi-colored ticket booth
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Vivacious iridescent lodge ceo
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Soul-stirring lay
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Charcoal aromatic heaven telephone
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Cordovan national
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Heady bearded stage
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Sable Razzle-dazzle Crackhouse Cuck
  09/15/13
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bateful casino
  09/15/13
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Dashing up-to-no-good forum
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Cordovan national
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
citrine windowlicker
  09/15/13
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Adulterous stage
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
180 Spruce Candlestick Maker Trailer Park
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
boyish psychic karate
  09/15/13
its ok.
citrine windowlicker
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
insanely creepy rough-skinned french chef
  09/25/15
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citrine windowlicker
  12/03/15
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duck-like ruby gay wizard
  12/03/15
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citrine windowlicker
  01/22/16
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Blue flatulent goyim
  01/22/16
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Adulterous stage
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
citrine windowlicker
  06/22/16
...
duck-like ruby gay wizard
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
citrine windowlicker
  06/21/17
do you pay?
unhinged passionate mad cow disease parlour
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
citrine windowlicker
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
unhinged passionate mad cow disease parlour
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
citrine windowlicker
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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citrine windowlicker
  05/16/18
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citrine windowlicker
  07/03/19
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Disturbing Library Fanboi
  07/03/19
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citrine windowlicker
  07/30/19
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citrine windowlicker
  02/11/23
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peach cuckold athletic conference
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Ebony nofapping legal warrant chapel
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
swashbuckling bistre shitlib lettuce
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Hairless lavender round eye
  02/11/23
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  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Dashing up-to-no-good forum

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Cordovan national

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored ticket booth

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Vivacious iridescent lodge ceo

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lay

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Charcoal aromatic heaven telephone

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Cordovan national

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Heady bearded stage

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Sable Razzle-dazzle Crackhouse Cuck

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: bateful casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Dashing up-to-no-good forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Cordovan national

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Adulterous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: 180 Spruce Candlestick Maker Trailer Park

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: boyish psychic karate

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy rough-skinned french chef

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: duck-like ruby gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Blue flatulent goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Adulterous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: duck-like ruby gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: unhinged passionate mad cow disease parlour

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: unhinged passionate mad cow disease parlour

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Disturbing Library Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: peach cuckold athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Ebony nofapping legal warrant chapel

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling bistre shitlib lettuce

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Hairless lavender round eye

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Swollen abusive area international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: citrine windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#48867830)