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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
multi-colored peach lodge legend
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
...
Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig
  05/22/26
His moniker?
poppy forum
  05/22/26
Colt
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
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mustard curious regret partner
  05/22/26
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arousing goal in life
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Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre
  05/22/26
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confused marvelous headpube lay
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Ebony elastic band senate
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
green bawdyhouse new version
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
mustard curious regret partner
  05/22/26
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white field
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
mustard curious regret partner
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
mustard curious regret partner
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
shaky bateful range roommate
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Amber Motley Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
anal electric shrine
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Ebony elastic band senate
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Deranged garrison police squad
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
green bawdyhouse new version
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
multi-colored peach lodge legend
  05/22/26
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Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Tripping excitant national
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Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Trip Internal Respiration
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig
  05/24/26
mods
Comical pea-brained party of the first part wagecucks
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Histrionic cumskin stage
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Beta crackhouse karate
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Histrionic cumskin stage
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Beta crackhouse karate
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
light adulterous yarmulke
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Histrionic cumskin stage
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Boyish Gas Station Juggernaut
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/22/26
lol
multi-colored peach lodge legend
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Tripping excitant national
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat
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Link?
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Vermilion liquid oxygen
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Charismatic locus
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They have a pretty sick IG
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Infuriating electric furnace whorehouse
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Charcoal fragrant becky
  05/27/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit
  05/24/26
AI
Ebony elastic band senate
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Lavender home
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929657)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: irradiated sooty nursing home filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: multi-colored peach lodge legend

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: poppy forum

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: mustard curious regret partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: arousing goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: confused marvelous headpube lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Ebony elastic band senate

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse new version

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mustard curious regret partner

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: white field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mustard curious regret partner

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: mustard curious regret partner

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: shaky bateful range roommate

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Amber Motley Gay Wizard

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: anal electric shrine

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Ebony elastic band senate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Deranged garrison police squad

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Bull headed amethyst faggot firefighter theatre

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: green bawdyhouse new version

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: multi-colored peach lodge legend

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Tripping excitant national

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Trip Internal Respiration

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Comical pea-brained party of the first part wagecucks

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Histrionic cumskin stage

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Beta crackhouse karate

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic cumskin stage

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Beta crackhouse karate

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: light adulterous yarmulke

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Histrionic cumskin stage

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Boyish Gas Station Juggernaut

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: multi-colored peach lodge legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Tripping excitant national

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vermilion liquid oxygen

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Charismatic locus

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: stirring obsidian parlour kitty cat

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Infuriating electric furnace whorehouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant becky

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Plum Razzmatazz Lettuce Hissy Fit

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Ebony elastic band senate

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Up-to-no-good Affirmative Action Pozpig

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Lavender home

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899877)