I'm hosting pesach for the second consecutive year. We do a fun little 30 minute seder. My brother leads it, as he's basically the rabbi of our family.

HBU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736777)

30 minutes of Haggadah or the entire Seder with eating? Can’t imagine a fat Jew like you eating for less than 30 minutes on a major holiday! What foods are you doing?

Purim was 180. At night we obviously heard the Megillah and then broke the fast of Esther with a 180 Italian meal of caprese salad, pesto gnocchi and tiramisu. In the morning wife and I heard the Megillah again, then we drove around for 3 hours dropping off Mishloach Manot to friends and shmoozing. Then we had our seudah (feast) — an antipasto salad, another caprese salad and hamentaschen pizza (both pesto and marinara versions). Drank a lot and was too drunk and tired to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736824)

30 min of Haggadah brother then a nice relaxed and fun dinner. Standard shit bro, brisket, chicken, matzah ball soup, gefilte fish, haroset, kugel.

sounds like you had a great time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736851)

what does he think of you marrying a shikse? what do you think of him marrying a jewess? what do your parents think of each of your spousal choices?

describe her cans.

are their kids being raised with any kind of jewish affiliation beyond a seder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49746206)

neither of us has anything other than loving feelings for the other's spouse. my mom originally had some feelings about her being a non-jew but quickly moved on because my wife is so cute and lovable.

yeah we are pretty hardcore man. we do a Hannukkah party, usually do a purim thing, go my parents for rosh hashanah, my aunt's house to break the fast on yom kippur. We're going to attend my nephew's bar mitzvah next month as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49751688)

Sup with u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736778)

What does the springtime have on your mind?

We are getting the kids ready for swim team. I'm hoping my son can move over a lane or two, closer to the true dolphins and away from the flounders. For my second son and my daughter, this is their first year on swim team.

I need to mow my grass. The lawn is full of weeds. It looks like crap.

My insurance company still won't pay my claim from the tornado.

And on and on and on it goes. L'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736758)

How did you decide to be a swim family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736788)

My kids enjoy the pool and my wife enjoys the opportunity to socialize with the swim families. Also, it seems like it's pretty open to newcomers. I'm just hoping my kids can move over a couple of lanes this year. I want my son to care about something and try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736815)

"I want my son to care about something and try."

That's been my mantra lately. Doing more observing than pushing to see what each kid gravitates toward and is passionate about. Like you said hopefully that spark is in them. I don't even really care what the thing is as long as it's not nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49736858)

your kids already resent you for being so weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738190)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738205)

you on the other hand are a fat cuck faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738207)

Favourite metal album?

More preftigious: fermions or bosons?

Any interesting projects you completed last year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738177)

Seventh son of a seventh son

No idea what those are.

I helped launch a youth soccer club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738202)

Good choice. My favourite Maiden album. Love Bruce's vocals there. I would have also accepted Hail to England.

The two classes of subatomic particles. Photons & force propagators are bosons, whilst photons & neutrinos are fermions.

I played from grade 1 through HS freshman. It's a great sport for kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738224)

It’s being very underused right now. I’m using it to play 1 song that’s tuned to drop C#. I hadn’t touched it in a while and forgot how nice it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49738816)

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845513&mc=20&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844658&forum_id=2E#49746197)