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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Irate Home Messiness
  04/05/26
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mischievous razzmatazz casino
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Irate Home Messiness
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
curious cocky den quadroon
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
honey-headed wild ratface market
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
honey-headed wild ratface market
  04/05/26
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Irate Home Messiness
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Coral crackhouse indirect expression
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
mischievous razzmatazz casino
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Pontificating white bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
vibrant flushed useless brakes cumskin
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Arousing school cafeteria shitlib
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Thirsty maize brunch
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
angry pink trump supporter
  04/05/26
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Galvanic Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
angry pink trump supporter
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Electric Toaster
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
chartreuse electric furnace indian lodge
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Maniacal Ivory Plaza Volcanic Crater
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
saffron thriller lettuce alpha
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
arrogant stirring point
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
chartreuse electric furnace indian lodge
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
saffron thriller lettuce alpha
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
arrogant stirring point
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Arousing school cafeteria shitlib
  04/05/26
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Irate Home Messiness
  04/05/26
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stimulating umber box office travel guidebook
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Electric Toaster
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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glittery transparent goal in life
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
glittery transparent goal in life
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Bateful puce theater
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
pungent disgusting circlehead
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
dashing locale marketing idea
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Electric Toaster
  04/05/26
...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Irate Home Messiness

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: mischievous razzmatazz casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Irate Home Messiness

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: curious cocky den quadroon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: honey-headed wild ratface market

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: honey-headed wild ratface market

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Irate Home Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Coral crackhouse indirect expression

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: mischievous razzmatazz casino

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Pontificating white bawdyhouse

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: vibrant flushed useless brakes cumskin

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Thirsty maize brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: angry pink trump supporter

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Principal's Office Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: angry pink trump supporter

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Electric Toaster

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: chartreuse electric furnace indian lodge

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Maniacal Ivory Plaza Volcanic Crater

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: saffron thriller lettuce alpha

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: arrogant stirring point

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: chartreuse electric furnace indian lodge

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: saffron thriller lettuce alpha

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: arrogant stirring point

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arousing school cafeteria shitlib

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Irate Home Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating umber box office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Electric Toaster

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: glittery transparent goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: glittery transparent goal in life

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Bateful puce theater

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: pungent disgusting circlehead

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: dashing locale marketing idea

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Electric Toaster

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2E#49812165)