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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
rough-skinned boistinker tattoo
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/14/22
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Charismatic Prole
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
sienna meetinghouse
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/14/22
...
sienna meetinghouse
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
titillating sanctuary
  04/14/22
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Unhinged excitant round eye gas station
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
purple alpha
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/28/22
...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  07/04/23
...
Unhinged excitant round eye gas station
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Garnet university idiot
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Dashing business firm
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/27/24
?
Dashing business firm
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Dashing business firm
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Dashing business firm
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
maize famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Dashing business firm
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
maize famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Low-t scourge upon the earth
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
talking ladyboy cruise ship
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Tripping galvanic area affirmative action
  04/24/26
...
clear lettuce stead
  04/27/24
180
Flushed out-of-control hospital hunting ground
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
purple alpha
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Flushed out-of-control hospital hunting ground
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
maize famous landscape painting
  04/27/24
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Cracking casino
  04/27/24
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clear lettuce stead
  10/08/24
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heady theater
  10/08/24
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grizzly histrionic box office stain
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Dark Lascivious Parlor Personal Credit Line
  06/06/24
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Iridescent Native
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
zombie-like chestnut messiness
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
fuchsia giraffe
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
zombie-like chestnut messiness
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
fuchsia giraffe
  06/06/24
...
Curious rusted senate
  04/24/26
...
heady theater
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  09/14/25
...
Boyish Cowardly Jewess
  03/31/26
flame?
bronze nursing home
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Bipolar persian dysfunction
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Impressive ocher state incel
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
crystalline locus
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Impressive ocher state incel
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
exciting lilac knife
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
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Curious rusted senate
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned boistinker tattoo

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Charismatic Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: sienna meetinghouse

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: sienna meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: titillating sanctuary

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Unhinged excitant round eye gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: purple alpha

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Unhinged excitant round eye gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Garnet university idiot

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: maize famous landscape painting

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing business firm

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: maize famous landscape painting

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Low-t scourge upon the earth

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: talking ladyboy cruise ship

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Tripping galvanic area affirmative action

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: clear lettuce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Flushed out-of-control hospital hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: purple alpha

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Flushed out-of-control hospital hunting ground

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: maize famous landscape painting

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Cracking casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: clear lettuce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: grizzly histrionic box office stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Dark Lascivious Parlor Personal Credit Line

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: zombie-like chestnut messiness

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: fuchsia giraffe

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: zombie-like chestnut messiness

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: fuchsia giraffe

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Curious rusted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: heady theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Boyish Cowardly Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: bronze nursing home

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Bipolar persian dysfunction

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Impressive ocher state incel

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: crystalline locus

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Impressive ocher state incel

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: exciting lilac knife

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Curious rusted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50021007)