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Talmud Hypo: Misdelivered Package, Vendor Re-Sent, Found Original

I placed an order for $250 worth of Gear from REI. It was de...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
if the merchant is goy (which REI is, ofs), the obv CR is to...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
incredible talmud
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
also note their email does DIRECT you to return the original...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
They are giving me a return label in the case where I find t...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
- you deciding you dont want the items in your house - yo...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
REI isn't profitable, in part because it's a money launderin...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
ceo made 4.5M in 2024. a good sinecure for execs and board m...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
exactly, the whole thing is an enrichment scheme for the &qu...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
how's it a profit scheme for the members when anyone can be ...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
ostensibly they're tanking the company while extracting rent...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
how are the members doing this? "discounts" in the...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
except this retailer can't afford the discounts
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
is that so? i dunno. if it is, that's on management, not the...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
Yeah they distributed $200M to members in "rewards"...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
why would management do so?
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
i guess to increase sales
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
They sell trendy shit like vuori which presumably is not pro...
Titillating ruddy university faggotry
  06/30/26
idk about the Talmud but here's how I'd interpret it autisti...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
sure, i could use it in that cause. but they don't tell me i...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
definitely not, but in my reading, they're logically implyin...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
slow down chief, you're gonna have to explain what you mean ...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
in context, the "just in case" implies not only th...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
yeah "if you need it" is truly incomprehensible
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
rule of lenity. ambiguities construed in favor of the crimin...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
really this is the most Emilio-coded email of all time. It's...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
that's why I completely ignored that sentence and focused on...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
you cant ignore provisions in a statute/contract. everything...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
hmm ok like I said below, throwing that sentence in could nu...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
Emailing with customer service doesn't create joinder. It's ...
Light chad
  06/30/26
I think my reformulation requires fewer leaps in logic than ...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
they never said "use". they are simply providing i...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
exactly. the "need" is not specified -- need doesn...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
yeah "use" was extra, I'll go back to the first th...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
why sell it when you can return it w/ the receipt?
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
? because that takes effort
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
return it by UPS using a label for the actual purchase
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
idk I'm lazy I wouldn't bother
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
cr now i have 2 self immolating sleeping pads and 2 headslam...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
180
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
this actually gives plausible deniability that I oops used t...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
there's no issue. it's perfectly reasonable that you never r...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
this is morally fine too bc who cares about large corps, but...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
1) slippery slope there. what if you actually didnt like the...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
1) the possible universe where the neighbor really stole the...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
i'm comfortable taking advantage of these Emilio-ass motherf...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
yeah that's how I would feel too
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
yeah but i really like my Items
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
do you wanna buy a NEMO Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad an...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
I read "Self-Immolating Sleeping Pad" at first and...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
Do you want to buy a Self-Immolating Sleeping Pad
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
nffi
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
you're not reading the "just in case" with the &qu...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
there's no way this Customer Service guy's name is actually ...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
i assume it's a form letter and a white drafted it at some p...
Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot
  06/30/26
...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
I completely discarded the "if you need it" senten...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
Goy here: you have no ethical obligation to return the extra...
hairraiser sanctuary
  06/30/26
...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
if REI valued the op as a customer they would have apologize...
hairraiser sanctuary
  06/30/26
They used some fucking no name "last mile" carrier...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
...
fuchsia gaped hell blood rage
  06/30/26
Do you want to buy a brand new Sawyer Straw? It's the good o...
Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle
  06/30/26
if i returned it
Metaphysics is gay
  07/10/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

I placed an order for $250 worth of Gear from REI. It was delivered to the wrong address -- a block over. I went there, and the package was gone. I knocked, and no answer. I informed REI the package was misdelivered (it was), and I assumed stolen. They re-sent the order, overnight, at no charge.

Today I was walking around and the neighbor was outside. I asked if they had the package. They did, and they gave it to me. They apparently thought they'd hang on to it for safe keeping, and then give it to me when they got around to it.

Well, I'm about to get $250 worth of extra stuff from REI. I am reproducing their exact email below which, at no time, instructs me I must return the duplicate.

Can I keep it?

>> I’m sorry to hear your order hasn’t arrived! That’s definitely not the experience we strive for.

>>

>> I just went ahead and created a replacement order for you, XXXXXXXXXX. It should arrive by July 2nd. You’ll be able to monitor the status of your order by entering the order number here.

>>

>> Once it ships, we'll send you an email with your new tracking number.

>>

>> I’ll also have UPS email you a Return Shipping Label, just in case you end up receiving the original order. The email will contain step-by-step instructions to complete the return, if you need it.

>>

>> You should be all set here, but please let me know if you run into snags or if there’s anything else I can help with!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971639)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

if the merchant is goy (which REI is, ofs), the obv CR is to return the duplicate merchandise using the original receipt. that way, you get the items for free. you have no affirmative duty to disclose further developments since they offered to replace the items.

for hypo purposes, if the merchant is jewish, you'd have a duty to notify the merchant and ask them how they want to proceed -- and if they want the items back, they'd have to ship them back at their expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971658)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

incredible talmud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971666)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

also note their email does DIRECT you to return the original items if you receive them. it uses discretionary language like "if you need it." if they said something more firm like our sending you replacement items is on condition of your continuing duty to return the items to us, then it would be a different case.

"if you need it" almost implies that you can make a judgment call whether to keep the items or return them if you don't want them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971676)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

They are giving me a return label in the case where I find the original.

Therefore, if I find the original, I will have the original and a return label.

Once I have both, I can use the return label, if I need it.

The question is what exactly would bring about my needing it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971694)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

- you deciding you dont want the items in your house

- you deciding you want to enrich a company with $3B revenue

- you deciding you dont want to bother with jewish shenanigans

- you deciding you want to be a good goy and "do the right thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971700)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

REI isn't profitable, in part because it's a money laundering operation for members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971711)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

ceo made 4.5M in 2024. a good sinecure for execs and board members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971728)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

exactly, the whole thing is an enrichment scheme for the "owners and members" with no pretense of profitability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971738)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

how's it a profit scheme for the members when anyone can be a member for $30 for a lifetime?

i assume the free market sets the prices of the merch taking into account the dividend and annualized cost of the membership fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971750)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

ostensibly they're tanking the company while extracting rents and discounts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971762)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

how are the members doing this? "discounts" in the form of rebates are no different than any other retailer having rebates, reward programs, airline miles programs, costco 2% cash back for exec club members



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971766)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

except this retailer can't afford the discounts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971775)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

is that so? i dunno. if it is, that's on management, not the members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971778)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

Yeah they distributed $200M to members in "rewards" with an annual net loss of $53M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971784)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

why would management do so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971801)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

i guess to increase sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971806)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Titillating ruddy university faggotry

They sell trendy shit like vuori which presumably is not profitable to sell constantly with a 10 percent discount. I guess they use it as a “loss leader” except they seem like they also lose money on the real camping shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972181)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

idk about the Talmud but here's how I'd interpret it autistically.

in practice, they're a large corporation so who cares? keep the shit, sell it, whatever.

in theory, in the sentence "I’ll also have UPS email you a Return Shipping Label, just in case you end up receiving the original order," the words "just in case" stand for "in preparation for the case where." to me, that isn't ambiguous. they're sending the label to be used in the case where you receive the original items, necessarily imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971718)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

sure, i could use it in that cause. but they don't tell me i have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971720)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

definitely not, but in my reading, they're logically implying (not just "implying" in a general sense) that that's what you're supposed to do.

but who cares? even if they specifically said to send it back, I wouldn't. in an extremely salient possible world, your neighbor really did steal it. it's fine. the delivery got fucked up and they had to send a new one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971731)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

slow down chief, you're gonna have to explain what you mean by "logically implying." I'm just a simple consumer that ordered a blow up mattress for sleeping on the ground in the forest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971736)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

in context, the "just in case" implies not only that you receive the original order but that you elect to return it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971734)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

yeah "if you need it" is truly incomprehensible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971740)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

rule of lenity. ambiguities construed in favor of the criminal defendant. you're not guilty for not sending it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971744)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

really this is the most Emilio-coded email of all time. It's basically asking me to pay for my order if i feel like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971745)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

that's why I completely ignored that sentence and focused on the one before it. the "if you need it" sentence means nothing to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971751)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

you cant ignore provisions in a statute/contract. everything has meaning and is relevant to intent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971761)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971767)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

hmm ok like I said below, throwing that sentence in could nudge it over to the reading that it's optional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971793)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Light chad

Emailing with customer service doesn't create joinder. It's an informal conversation, and OP can make a judgment about the intent of the REI rep with far greater latitude than interpreting a statute or contract. In fact the customer service interaction often has motives other than simply resolving the dispute according to a strict legal interpretation, e.g., OP might chat up the rep about how much they love REI and how they always have great experiences with their reps, with the goal of buttering up the rep to give them what they want. The rep might talk about random polite BS so OP will give them a good score in the follow-up review. Plus REI has cultivated a certain "chill" aesthetic wrt returns and stuff, which comes into play as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971858)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

I think my reformulation requires fewer leaps in logic than that.

if you take the sentence exactly as written, they're saying that they're going to send the email if MiG receives the original order. but they're sending the email either way, so clearly that's not what they meant.

so what did "just in case" actually mean there? to me, it means "to be used in the case that." how would you re-word the original sentence? "to be used in the case that the original order arrives and you feel like it"? that's adding something extra imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971746)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

they never said "use". they are simply providing it to me so that, in the case i find the original items, i have the original items and the return label.

what i do with those 2 things is left ambiguous by saying they are giving them to me "if i need [them]."

What creates the need is not specified, which is the whole crux of the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971753)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

exactly. the "need" is not specified -- need doesnt necessarily mean you receive the original package; it could mean that you want to be a good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971759)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

yeah "use" was extra, I'll go back to the first thing I said, "in preparation for the case where." I still think that setting it up that way defaults to the interpretation that it is to be used in that case. it would be fine if they added "if you feel like sending it back" to the sentence but that would be adding something, not the default interpretation of what they're actually saying.

but more importantly you should keep or sell it imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971770)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

why sell it when you can return it w/ the receipt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971777)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

? because that takes effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971782)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

return it by UPS using a label for the actual purchase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971805)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

idk I'm lazy I wouldn't bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971807)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

cr now i have 2 self immolating sleeping pads and 2 headslamp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971838)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972189)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

this actually gives plausible deniability that I oops used the wrong label

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971808)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

there's no issue. it's perfectly reasonable that you never received the original order, didn't like the items from the second shipment, and wanted to return the items you actually received for your money back.

of course, if you regularly claimed that packages are lost and got replacements and returned them for full refunds, they might red flag you.

but in a one-off situation like this, it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971814)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

this is morally fine too bc who cares about large corps, but it does move it into active scammer territory rather than just "they made a mistake and I didn't go out of my way to correct it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971828)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

1) slippery slope there. what if you actually didnt like the items?

2) it's not active scammer territory because you had no intent to scam

3) in terms of scamminess, how's selling them on ebay any different than returning them to REI? i fail to see how it matters where you're trying to profit from with the goods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971834)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

1) the possible universe where the neighbor really stole the items is more Salient than the one where the neighbor stole the items AND he didn't like the replacements

2) it's only scamming once you pretend you didn't like them to get money back. although... I guess sending it back is saying "I don't want these" rather than "I don't like these," and it's true that he doesn't want the duplicate items, so maybe it doesn't require lying about being dissatisfied

3) again it's a matter of not going out of your way to correct their mistake vs. actively deceiving them. but it's only active deception if he selects something like "I'm not satisfied with this item" in a dropdown or something. if he can just return them because he doesn't want/need them anymore, which he really doesn't because he acquired them in the meantime, then it's probably still not scamming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971842)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

i'm comfortable taking advantage of these Emilio-ass motherfuckers sending me extra shit, but im not so Jewish as to try to profit off it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971844)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

yeah that's how I would feel too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971847)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

yeah but i really like my Items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971840)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

do you wanna buy a NEMO Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad and/or a Petzl Headlamp? I'll give you a good deal. Brand new.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971781)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

I read "Self-Immolating Sleeping Pad" at first and was like hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971786)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

Do you want to buy a Self-Immolating Sleeping Pad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971792)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

nffi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971797)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

you're not reading the "just in case" with the "if you need it" in the next sentence. you also have to keep in mind that it's REI and they intentionally didnt want to sound lawyerly and harsh, and they intentionally drafted this ambiguously for the sake of seemingly friendly customer service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971757)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

there's no way this Customer Service guy's name is actually "Andrew"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971764)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Odious domesticated multi-billionaire spot

i assume it's a form letter and a white drafted it at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971771)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971794)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage

I completely discarded the "if you need it" sentence in my interpretation because it means nothing to me. if we take it as communicating something additional then yeah maybe that switches it over to the "optional" reading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49971779)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

Goy here: you have no ethical obligation to return the extra stuff. You had to go to your neighbors place twice, worry that you had a package thief, contact REI, print/prepare the return package/label, take it over yourself to UPS consuming fuel and wasting time in the process. The amount of time and effort you wasted on this is worth more than what the crap you bought cost them.

Similar thing happened to me years ago where I ordered dress shirts from brooks brothers and somehow instead they sent me man Spanx compression shirts. When I called them they told me to just use the return label and send them back. I was like lol yea I’ll get right on that. I ended up giving them to my brother for Xmas that year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972204)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972208)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

if REI valued the op as a customer they would have apologized and replaced the items and also sent him some extra swag related to whatever he was buying to make up for the inconvenience (also would have cost them basically nothing). They obviously won’t do that and then REI and every other retailer wonders why Amazon is kicking their asses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972254)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

They used some fucking no name "last mile" carrier because they're hemorrhaging money LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972266)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: fuchsia gaped hell blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972214)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Pungent razzle stock car wrinkle

Do you want to buy a brand new Sawyer Straw? It's the good one with the bladder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49972220)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Metaphysics is gay

if i returned it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878646&forum_id=2E#49992313)