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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Unholy fantasy-prone internal respiration death wish
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
talking house
  04/18/25
Cr.
carmine ceo
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Splenetic azure tanning salon
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Bearded Shivering Skinny Woman Mad Cow Disease
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
bearded people who are hurt water buffalo
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
crimson university
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Smoky laser beams market
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Smoky laser beams market
  04/18/25
...
Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse
  04/18/25
...
Gay Hairy Legs
  08/17/26
...
Cerebral olive trailer park turdskin
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Charcoal Menage Headpube
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
fear-inspiring violent marketing idea
  04/18/25
jfc goys
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
slap-happy 180 theater stage
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse
  04/18/25
Ty friend
slap-happy 180 theater stage
  04/18/25
...
purple sickened hospital
  08/17/26
...
purple sickened hospital
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
dull charismatic chapel
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
dull charismatic chapel
  04/18/25
...
magical field shitlib
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
angry wrinkle theatre
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/18/25
...
Cerebral olive trailer park turdskin
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
rough-skinned passionate jew lay
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
slap-happy 180 theater stage
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
talking house
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
...
purple sickened hospital
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Smoky laser beams market
  08/17/26
ur dumb
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Smoky laser beams market
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Smoky laser beams market
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Ungodly aphrodisiac church jewess
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Ungodly aphrodisiac church jewess
  08/17/26
...
Fragrant nudist school
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
dull charismatic chapel
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
dull charismatic chapel
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Splenetic azure tanning salon
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Unholy fantasy-prone internal respiration death wish

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: talking house

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: carmine ceo

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Splenetic azure tanning salon

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Bearded Shivering Skinny Woman Mad Cow Disease

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: bearded people who are hurt water buffalo

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: crimson university

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Smoky laser beams market

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Smoky laser beams market

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Gay Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Cerebral olive trailer park turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Charcoal Menage Headpube

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring violent marketing idea

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 theater stage

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo meetinghouse

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 theater stage

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: purple sickened hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: purple sickened hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: dull charismatic chapel

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: dull charismatic chapel

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: magical field shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: angry wrinkle theatre

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Cerebral olive trailer park turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned passionate jew lay

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 theater stage

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: talking house

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: purple sickened hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Smoky laser beams market

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Smoky laser beams market

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Smoky laser beams market

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Ungodly aphrodisiac church jewess

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Ungodly aphrodisiac church jewess

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Fragrant nudist school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: dull charismatic chapel

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: dull charismatic chapel

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Splenetic azure tanning salon

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic copper yarmulke sandwich

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50146047)