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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
razzle-dazzle aquamarine really tough guy
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Hot organic girlfriend foreskin
  04/18/25
Cr.
erotic boiling water circlehead
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Stimulating pea-brained toaster keepsake machete
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
bull headed deranged lay sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
frum idiot
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
ruby school
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Smoky heaven
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Smoky heaven
  04/18/25
...
mind-boggling ruddy locale main people
  04/18/25
...
Provocative boltzmann
  08/17/26
...
Doobsian station weed whacker
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Vivacious ocher property
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
mind-boggling ruddy locale main people
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
aggressive hairy legs menage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
mind-boggling ruddy locale main people
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
aphrodisiac nursing home
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
mind-boggling ruddy locale main people
  04/18/25
Ty friend
aphrodisiac nursing home
  04/18/25
...
plum shrine juggernaut
  08/17/26
...
plum shrine juggernaut
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
tantric 180 temple potus
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
tantric 180 temple potus
  04/18/25
...
violent aromatic national
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Charismatic flirting masturbator field
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/18/25
...
Doobsian station weed whacker
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Glassy diverse windowlicker
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
aphrodisiac nursing home
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
balding personal credit line prole
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
balding personal credit line prole
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Hot organic girlfriend foreskin
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
balding personal credit line prole
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
...
plum shrine juggernaut
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Smoky heaven
  08/17/26
ur dumb
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Smoky heaven
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Smoky heaven
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Flushed histrionic native friendly grandma
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Flushed histrionic native friendly grandma
  08/17/26
...
Abusive skinny woman son of senegal
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
tantric 180 temple potus
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
tantric 180 temple potus
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Stimulating pea-brained toaster keepsake machete
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
balding personal credit line prole
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle aquamarine really tough guy

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Hot organic girlfriend foreskin

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: erotic boiling water circlehead

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Stimulating pea-brained toaster keepsake machete

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: bull headed deranged lay sneaky criminal

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: frum idiot

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: ruby school

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy locale main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Provocative boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Doobsian station weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Vivacious ocher property

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy locale main people

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aggressive hairy legs menage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy locale main people

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy locale main people

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: plum shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: plum shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: tantric 180 temple potus

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: tantric 180 temple potus

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: violent aromatic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic flirting masturbator field

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Doobsian station weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Glassy diverse windowlicker

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Hot organic girlfriend foreskin

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: plum shrine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Smoky heaven

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Flushed histrionic native friendly grandma

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Flushed histrionic native friendly grandma

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Abusive skinny woman son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: tantric 180 temple potus

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: tantric 180 temple potus

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Stimulating pea-brained toaster keepsake machete

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: balding personal credit line prole

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50149087)