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Why can't black people swim? Serious Q.
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 7:17 AM Author: Turquoise Mother Stage i guess white people "learn" but is there really much "learning" to do? someone who was never taught as a kid could probably quickly progress from hanging out in shallow water to full fledged swimming (as people presumably did through history) just through kinesthetic intuition, which is generally black people's strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50018679) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:44 PM Author: impressive theater stage Too much muscle mass makes them sink a rock. Also their penises increase drag too much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019441) |
Date: July 23rd, 2026 8:59 AM Author: fragrant pungent affirmative action tanning salon Ulmo's water is like acid for these dark creatures (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50018812) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:09 AM Author: chartreuse school fanboi same reason they can't accurately shoot guns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50018816) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:16 PM Author: unhinged fortuitous meteor bone density among other genetic factors. it really is best to classify blacks as a subspecies of human. if animals had such distinct genetics we would certainly classify them as such. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019109) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:24 PM Author: crimson floppy church No this is wrong because bones will float (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019389) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM Author: doobsian blathering rehab hominid nobody wants to teach them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019130) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Wonderful Fishy Parlor Trump Supporter my dad taught me how to swim... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019134) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Internet-worthy plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019135) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:25 PM Author: unhinged fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019390) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:31 PM Author: nofapping public bath nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019142) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM Author: glittery state I’m also black. It’s due to racism hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019151) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Internet-worthy plaza black guy told me its because blacks, esp women, dont like to get their hair nappy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019155) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Bossy Locus Personal Credit Line They're just usually never taught. Regarding not being able to swim, I think non-swimmers panic in the water, that's why you start "swim lessons" with babies where the moms are just dunking them in the pool until they stop crying when it happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019194) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling macaca gas station I could barely swim when I joined the army. We never needed to swim, it's not like the navy. One day for PT (physical training) we went to the pool to swim. I could barely keep my head above the water.
At the time we had an interim First Sergeant that was a huge Polish woman. One of the biggest (not fattest, just tall and large. She was a fucking unit) women I've ever seen. She was always terse and slightly mean. The moment she found out I couldn't swim she said, almost verbatim, "in Poland, we throw babies into the water and make them learn how to swim." I saw videos about it later and learned she was dead serious.
Anyways she took on a very motherly tone with me and spent the next hour teaching me how to swim. She wasn't super attractive but it was so hot at the time. She was nicer to me after that. Good times. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:14 PM Author: free-loading marvelous preventive strike stead this is what that pilot instructor was trying to teach when he jumped out of the plane and left the student alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50019372) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2026 8:42 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Astronaut Mike Massimino famously learned to swim over a short weekend in order to be able to pass NASA’s selection swim test. I seem to recall it took him like a few hours to learn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5885380&forum_id=2E#50020552) |