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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Jet Background Story Rehab
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
Heady Primrose Meetinghouse
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/20/26
This
Onyx Alcoholic Gas Station
  06/20/26
...
Internet-worthy hominid
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
Adventurous theater
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/21/26
...
Adventurous theater
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
Internet-worthy hominid
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
go on
Internet-worthy hominid
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
khaki wonderful newt double fault
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
Internet-worthy hominid
  06/24/26
...
Glittery magenta french chef
  07/02/26
titcr
Glittery magenta french chef
  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Infuriating salmon stag film incel
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
Internet-worthy hominid
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely
Coiffed Sepia Lay
  06/21/26
...
Saffron Community Account
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
Brilliant station messiness
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
Brilliant station messiness
  06/22/26
...
Glittery magenta french chef
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
marvelous roast beef chad
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Big Knife Fortuitous Meteor
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
100%
Thriller greedy bbw
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
I'm down
Thriller greedy bbw
  06/21/26
Good luck
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/21/26
...
Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/21/26
...
Glittery magenta french chef
  07/02/26
180
Jet Background Story Rehab
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Gaped chrome stead hunting ground
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
Multi-colored painfully honest office
  06/21/26
...
Adventurous theater
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
Multi-colored painfully honest office
  06/21/26
...
Gaped chrome stead hunting ground
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...
Adventurous theater
  06/22/26
...
Glittery magenta french chef
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
puce duck-like school cafeteria cuck
  06/21/26
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Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
Soul-stirring library gay wizard
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
Mildly autistic floppy half-breed
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
Boyish tanning salon
  06/22/26
women are 180
khaki wonderful newt double fault
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
khaki wonderful newt double fault
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
Brilliant station messiness
  07/02/26
YOLO
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  07/02/26
Paid today
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
how big?
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  07/07/26
315 but maybe 340.
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
ttiwwop
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/09/26
There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
why so small?
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  07/09/26
She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
180 this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fr...
amazing sex with new lovers
  07/09/26
Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That'...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
Maniacal smoky philosopher-king
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
Chest-beating Lodge Rigor
  07/02/26
180
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  07/02/26
Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and sa...
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Jet Background Story Rehab

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Heady Primrose Meetinghouse

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Onyx Alcoholic Gas Station

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Adventurous theater

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Adventurous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: khaki wonderful newt double fault

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Glittery magenta french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Glittery magenta french chef

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Infuriating salmon stag film incel

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Coiffed Sepia Lay

Stop fucking her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: Saffron Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Brilliant station messiness

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Brilliant station messiness

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery magenta french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: marvelous roast beef chad

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Big Knife Fortuitous Meteor

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Thriller greedy bbw

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Thriller greedy bbw

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery magenta french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Jet Background Story Rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Gaped chrome stead hunting ground

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored painfully honest office

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Adventurous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored painfully honest office

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Gaped chrome stead hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Adventurous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery magenta french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: puce duck-like school cafeteria cuck

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Motley quadroon international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library gay wizard

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy half-breed

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Boyish tanning salon

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: khaki wonderful newt double fault

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: khaki wonderful newt double fault

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Brilliant station messiness

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49975410)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Paid today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49983308)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

how big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49983400)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

315 but maybe 340.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49984782)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988749)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988760)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988766)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


why so small?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988771)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on or the natural. She had amazing full d tits before kids. I'm not exaggerating but probably the best natural tits I've ever seen. But now we'd go with a less natural look. I really don't care that much. Of she's happy I'm all good. Mid fight this morning in bed she straddled me reverse cowgirl. Women are 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988784)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amazing sex with new lovers

180

this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fruition. congratulations to your wife and her next husband

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That's fine, I will preserve.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Maniacal smoky philosopher-king

Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lodge Rigor

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hominid

180

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and say "just joking" when she gets upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2E#49988802)