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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
Diverse mischievous main people
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
very tactful mustard hall
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Flirting indigo stag film
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couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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new poaster, first day?
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: very tactful mustard hall

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: odious water buffalo cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Deranged Faggot Firefighter Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: jet razzmatazz party of the first part therapy

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Glittery nudist range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: violet native

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Deranged Faggot Firefighter Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Motley Cyan Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Glittery nudist range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: mauve mexican school cafeteria

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: ungodly obsidian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house windowlicker

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Rusted Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Underhanded candlestick maker trump supporter

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: thriller charcoal jew pozpig

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Ivory stain business firm

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery nudist range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Flickering Sapphire Bawdyhouse

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Splenetic Pale Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: comical preventive strike location

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: indecent mother den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Diverse mischievous main people

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Pale Pocket Flask

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: very tactful mustard hall

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Rusted Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: glassy stubborn tank office

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Flirting indigo stag film

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: glassy stubborn tank office

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Flirting indigo stag film

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery nudist range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Incel Public Bath

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Peach Queen Of The Night

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: curious trust fund pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: comical preventive strike location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: very tactful mustard hall

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Flirting indigo stag film

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: very tactful mustard hall

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: very tactful mustard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Laughsome ladyboy

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Stage Bbw

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Deranged Faggot Firefighter Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse filthpig

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Flirting indigo stag film

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house windowlicker

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse filthpig

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house windowlicker

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse filthpig

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Laughsome ladyboy

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: chest-beating famous landscape painting mad cow disease

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Laughsome ladyboy

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: naked beady-eyed parlor sweet tailpipe

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: thriller charcoal jew pozpig

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse filthpig

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: naked beady-eyed parlor sweet tailpipe

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: curious trust fund pistol

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Costumed bright blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: curious trust fund pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating university

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: mahogany electric laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Insanely creepy chartreuse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: irradiated base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: thriller charcoal jew pozpig

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Costumed bright blood rage



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Tripping submissive private investor



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: ungodly obsidian casino



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: nofapping floppy toaster stead

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: aqua sickened box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48337324)



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