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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness how over is it for me now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914478) |
Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Honey-headed heady university mental disorder what's the dad's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914482) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: glittery azure hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914527) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: Talented coral feces dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914610) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: violet violent resort legend La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell
OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Talented coral feces dragon Boiling soup of niggercum, tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914630) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling Base Mazel tov! 🎉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914486) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: Racy domesticated temple ape everyone told me id never sleep well again
i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914495) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM Author: Racy domesticated temple ape seems unnatural
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM Author: fluffy spectacular cruise ship Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914501) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914504) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM Author: fluffy spectacular cruise ship obvious flame is obvious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914516) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM Author: Honey-headed heady university mental disorder cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914517) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914520) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed crystalline range genital piercing Greetings, Grasshopper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914959) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Honey-headed heady university mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915063) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: glassy crawly turdskin Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914966) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy very tactful piazza Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914542) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Racy domesticated temple ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914597) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: glassy crawly turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914967) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Charismatic trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916454) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924215) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: orange tattoo roommate very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.
we fucked plenty. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: glassy crawly turdskin Ok but did you ever have sex with each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914975) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate rofl
and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM Author: Charismatic trump supporter how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916460) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: shivering appetizing jewess one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914585) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Racy domesticated temple ape i have 5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914598) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: green rigor Yeah, no idea how you manage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914645) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: shivering appetizing jewess you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.
most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Snowy fragrant affirmative action knife her xo moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915011) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: shivering appetizing jewess I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915457) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924269) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924218) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924223) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Concupiscible center jfc, learn to pull out, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914974) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,...., i have one and i'm tired (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924271) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: Talented coral feces dragon The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914608) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: green rigor Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914631) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Talented coral feces dragon Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914649) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app
We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: green rigor You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342
This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/
The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: orange tattoo roommate sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914730) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: vigorous depressive dysfunction The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914822) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914855) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924212) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: orange tattoo roommate (beta male)
we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up? |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: Stimulating volcanic crater associate are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916458) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM Author: orange tattoo roommate nipples with milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916575) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy very tactful piazza What are the father's thoughts on this topic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914496) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM Author: Curious international law enforcement agency travel guidebook with a poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914525) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: Rebellious bespoke weed whacker address Congrats to the father (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914595) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Snowy fragrant affirmative action knife If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914602) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Honey-headed heady university mental disorder that's a very Woman thing to say imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914620) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: violet violent resort legend gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914626) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Snowy fragrant affirmative action knife no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914635) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: Curious international law enforcement agency travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914629) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: green rigor (non-kidmo)
If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Honey-headed heady university mental disorder i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915157) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: odious metal keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915642) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM Author: green rigor I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916391) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Snowy fragrant affirmative action knife wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916725) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924208) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: copper partner indian lodge How is babby formed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914634) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: fluffy spectacular cruise ship Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914809) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Concupiscible center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915002) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: green rigor One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914660) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: disgusting twinkling uncleanness yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914668) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: green rigor We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914687) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: orange tattoo roommate judaism says wait until 16 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914735) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: green rigor I only told people at my office at like 6 months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915368) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915738) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: green rigor How often do your coworkers see your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916392) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Concupiscible center unfortunately, cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915004) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: hairless flickering pisswyrm shrine For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914931) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915402) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: shivering appetizing jewess maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915469) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915480) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: shivering appetizing jewess then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.
also you should be less of a creep |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915582) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: shivering appetizing jewess then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915857) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM Author: orange tattoo roommate every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916095) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Spruce stead private investor Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.
Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be. |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM Author: Effete Toilet Seat Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916453) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM Author: cracking ceo Nothing funny about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916455) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: Gay Grandpa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49921112) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Mega Penis Is the dad around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924224) |