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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
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La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
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  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
marvelous sick mood forum
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
infuriating parlor
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Lilac people who are hurt
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Lilac people who are hurt
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
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  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
know-it-all titillating hunting ground
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
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Cr
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Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
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  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
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  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
house-broken talking lay
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
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  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
azure slimy genital piercing
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
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  06/04/26
i have 5
Lilac people who are hurt
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
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  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Demanding Persian
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
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  06/04/26
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khaki goyim
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Twisted office cuck
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
khaki goyim
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
marvelous sick mood forum
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
marvelous sick mood forum
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
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  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
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  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
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  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
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  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
hyperventilating hall cumskin
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
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  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
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  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
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What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Blathering Box Office
  06/04/26
with a poster?
spectacular idea he suggested
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
beady-eyed address community account
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Demanding Persian
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
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  06/04/26
gbti
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  06/04/26
no u
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  06/04/26
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  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
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i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
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I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
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  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Demanding Persian
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
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Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
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  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
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  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
hyperventilating hall cumskin
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
hyperventilating hall cumskin
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Twisted office cuck
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
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  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
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  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
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  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
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  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
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  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
hyperventilating hall cumskin
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
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  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
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  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
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  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
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  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
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  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
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  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous sick mood forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Bateful Impressive Ticket Booth

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: marvelous sick mood forum

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: infuriating parlor

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: know-it-all titillating hunting ground

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: know-it-all titillating hunting ground

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz offensive elastic band sanctuary

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: house-broken talking lay

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Blathering Box Office

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: house-broken talking lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: azure slimy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: house-broken talking lay

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: azure slimy genital piercing

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Lilac people who are hurt

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Demanding Persian

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: khaki goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Twisted office cuck

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: khaki goyim

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous sick mood forum

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: marvelous sick mood forum

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: cyan hell pocket flask

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Orange motley voyeur mad-dog skullcap

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Blathering Box Office

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed address community account

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Demanding Persian

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Bateful Impressive Ticket Booth

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Demanding Persian

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: alcoholic cerebral indian lodge immigrant

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Rehab Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Demanding Persian

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: vigorous mewling brunch water buffalo

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: know-it-all titillating hunting ground

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Twisted office cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915002)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Hot Cheese-eating Cuckold Library

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire principal's office

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Twisted office cuck

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: hairraiser sable stage

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: brindle apoplectic gaming laptop wagecucks

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: hyperventilating hall cumskin

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: boyish space shitlib

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Ruddy dashing regret

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: racy canary fortuitous meteor windowlicker

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: racy canary fortuitous meteor windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49921112)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hilarious blood rage den

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2E#49924224)