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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

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tripping passionate principal's office
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
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MAGA!
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Cordovan Godawful Stage
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Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
mahogany yarmulke keepsake machete
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Comical Silver Quadroon
  01/14/25
Jfc
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That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
Supple goyim
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
Wonderful Gas Station
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"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
Comical Silver Quadroon
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superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Fishy Clown
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Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
Galvanic House-broken State Candlestick Maker
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Fishy Clown
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
Galvanic House-broken State Candlestick Maker
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instead *crickets*
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women everywhere super jealous of her
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
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I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
bearded burgundy abode boltzmann
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I have real questions about the mechanics of this
Irradiated Library
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She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
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Transparent Spot Pisswyrm
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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Violent high-end school cafeteria
  01/14/25
Had the same thought.
cocky party of the first part
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Soul-stirring Therapy Ceo
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Well-lubricated fiercely-loyal station
  01/14/25
superior anglo culture
Scarlet Senate
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cocky party of the first part
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"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
Scarlet Senate
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, chirped "Peanut Balls"
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nice
chartreuse plaza sound barrier
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how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
Scarlet Senate
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nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
chartreuse plaza sound barrier
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those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: tripping passionate principal's office

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cracking athletic conference shrine

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Stubborn bbw

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Excitant nudist philosopher-king weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: contagious hideous black woman

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Godawful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: mahogany yarmulke keepsake machete

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Comical Silver Quadroon

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: aquamarine market nibblets

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Supple goyim

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Gas Station

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Comical Silver Quadroon

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Fishy Clown

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken State Candlestick Maker

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Fishy Clown

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Galvanic House-broken State Candlestick Maker

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Fishy Clown

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Lavender Sneaky Criminal Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: grizzly trip ticket booth personal credit line

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: wild violet forum lettuce

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Cordovan Godawful Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: mahogany yarmulke keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Well-lubricated fiercely-loyal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: puce pit dopamine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: fragrant prole location

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Fishy Clown

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Saffron concupiscible immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552489)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49989859)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: slap-happy private investor point

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: bearded burgundy abode boltzmann

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Library

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: fuchsia startled headpube

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Transparent Spot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: fuchsia startled headpube

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Transparent Spot Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Violent high-end school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: cocky party of the first part

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Therapy Ceo

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Well-lubricated fiercely-loyal station

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cocky party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready background story national

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: chartreuse plaza sound barrier

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: chartreuse plaza sound barrier

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Violent high-end school cafeteria

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49972831)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49989636)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Senate



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Scarlet Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Stubborn bbw

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: razzle piazza

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2E#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: puce pit dopamine

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Stubborn bbw

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"

....everyday we stray further from the light of God.

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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Clear frisky nursing home giraffe

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: talking beady-eyed university azn

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mind-boggling field sweet tailpipe

Damn, what a slut!

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