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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Ultramarine Knife Office
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
obsidian theater stage
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Infuriating national
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
concupiscible trailer park faggotry
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
razzmatazz honey-headed yarmulke den
  08/30/25
...
Topaz soul-stirring dog poop filthpig
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Sienna misunderstood brethren parlor
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
dead buck-toothed senate
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Ultramarine Knife Office
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
dead buck-toothed senate
  08/31/25
...
excitant bisexual stage volcanic crater
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Infuriating national
  08/31/25
delusional take
excitant bisexual stage volcanic crater
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Infuriating national
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
dark bearded piazza
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Infuriating national
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Vivacious public bath karate
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Infuriating national
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Ultramarine Knife Office
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Infuriating national
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Ultramarine Knife Office
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Vivacious public bath karate
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Infuriating national
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Infuriating national
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Infuriating national
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Vivacious public bath karate
  09/05/25
...
Infuriating national
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
contagious station
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Vivacious public bath karate
  09/05/25
...
Infuriating national
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Infuriating national
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Vivacious public bath karate
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Bateful Parlour
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Infuriating national
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Bateful Parlour
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Infuriating national
  09/05/25
Kenny
Vivacious public bath karate
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/06/25
...
Frisky Stag Film Friendly Grandma
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Infuriating national
  09/06/25
...
Frisky Stag Film Friendly Grandma
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Infuriating national
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
spectacular black woman location
  09/07/25
Explain
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
confused wrinkle mediation
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Infuriating national
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Ultramarine Knife Office
  09/07/25
...
dark bearded piazza
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Infuriating national
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Infuriating national
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Infuriating national
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Infuriating national
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Infuriating national
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Infuriating national
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Infuriating national
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Vivacious public bath karate
  01/18/26
...
Infuriating national
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Stubborn nudist abode
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Infuriating national
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Infuriating national
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Infuriating national
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Infuriating national
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Infuriating national
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Ultramarine Knife Office
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Infuriating national
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Ultramarine Knife Office
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Infuriating national
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Infuriating national
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Infuriating national
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Provocative Multi-billionaire
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Infuriating national
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Infuriating national
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Infuriating national
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Vivacious public bath karate
  05/28/26
...
Infuriating national
  05/28/26
...
Ultramarine Knife Office
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: obsidian theater stage

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Infuriating national

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park faggotry

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz honey-headed yarmulke den

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Topaz soul-stirring dog poop filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood brethren parlor

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dead buck-toothed senate

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: dead buck-toothed senate

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: excitant bisexual stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Infuriating national

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: excitant bisexual stage volcanic crater

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Infuriating national

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: dark bearded piazza

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Infuriating national

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Infuriating national

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Infuriating national

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Infuriating national

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Infuriating national

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Infuriating national

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: contagious station

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Infuriating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Infuriating national

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bateful Parlour

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Infuriating national

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Bateful Parlour

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Infuriating national

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Frisky Stag Film Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Infuriating national

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Frisky Stag Film Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Infuriating national

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: spectacular black woman location

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: confused wrinkle mediation

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Infuriating national

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: dark bearded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Infuriating national

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Infuriating national

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Infuriating national

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Infuriating national

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Infuriating national

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Infuriating national

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Infuriating national

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Infuriating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn nudist abode

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Infuriating national

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Infuriating national

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Infuriating national

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Infuriating national

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Infuriating national

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Infuriating national

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Infuriating national

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Infuriating national

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Infuriating national

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Provocative Multi-billionaire

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Infuriating national

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Infuriating national

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Infuriating national

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Vivacious public bath karate

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Infuriating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine Knife Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2E#49994053)