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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Garnet milk
  07/03/15
God dammit.
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  07/03/15
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  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Flatulent orange roommate laser beams
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
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  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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Flushed Site Rigor
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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180 lulz
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  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
balding circlehead national
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Maroon point
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
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  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Hairraiser principal's office alpha
  07/03/15
Rude
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  07/03/15
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Transparent Elastic Band
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
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  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
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  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
abusive love of her life location
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
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  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Metal forum national security agency
  07/03/15
lol
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  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
adventurous ruby azn gaping
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
floppy lettuce cumskin
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Scarlet institution
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
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  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Flatulent orange roommate laser beams
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Maroon point
  07/03/15
180
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  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
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  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Spruce Big Meetinghouse
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
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  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Dashing Orchestra Pit Shitlib
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
coiffed office
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
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  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Beady-eyed Obsidian Water Buffalo
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
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  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
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  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
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Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Set Cuck
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
startling ticket booth
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
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  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
tantric menage
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
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You're a lawyer, right?
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Maybe. Why do you ask?
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Garnet milk

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: turquoise marvelous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Flatulent orange roommate laser beams

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: crimson lascivious idea he suggested dysfunction

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Flushed Site Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: balding circlehead national

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: trip indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Diverse iridescent chapel coffee pot

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Passionate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged violent useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: balding circlehead national

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Maroon point

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser principal's office alpha

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Transparent Elastic Band

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: abusive love of her life location

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Metal forum national security agency

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: adventurous ruby azn gaping

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: floppy lettuce cumskin

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Scarlet institution

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Flatulent orange roommate laser beams

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Maroon point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Spruce Big Meetinghouse

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Dashing Orchestra Pit Shitlib

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: coiffed office

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Flickering Scourge Upon The Earth

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Obsidian Water Buffalo

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: appetizing boiling water nibblets

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Set Cuck

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: startling ticket booth

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: tantric menage

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: concupiscible aggressive cuckold

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: razzle snowy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Plum Messiness Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Fluffy public bath kitty

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: crimson lascivious idea he suggested dysfunction

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: crimson lascivious idea he suggested dysfunction

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: French Incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: vivacious regret

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: vivacious regret

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Spectacular mother property

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained carnelian library friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Preventive Strike Travel Guidebook

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: hot pistol mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: boyish bronze giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: hot pistol mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Supple Trust Fund Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2E#49800158)