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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
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nyuug
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beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
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Pale jap sex offender
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Aphrodisiac idiot
  05/22/26
Colt
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
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insanely creepy stock car
  05/22/26
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maniacal supple location
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Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band
  05/22/26
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180 theater keepsake machete
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
rough-skinned glassy native
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Ruby slap-happy plaza
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
insanely creepy stock car
  05/22/26
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charcoal brethren
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
insanely creepy stock car
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Pale jap sex offender
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
insanely creepy stock car
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Hyperventilating irradiated pozpig
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Adulterous step-uncle's house patrolman
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Snowy seedy shrine
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
rough-skinned glassy native
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
umber principal's office
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Ruby slap-happy plaza
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant
  05/22/26
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shimmering incel
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Stirring institution
  05/23/26
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shimmering incel
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
shimmering incel
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
racy national
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Pale jap sex offender
  05/24/26
mods
Soul-stirring sexy house travel guidebook
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Twisted point
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Twisted point
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Self-centered Pit Legend
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
cracking dog poop
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
lol
Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Stirring institution
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Bossy apoplectic crackhouse
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
shimmering incel
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Bossy apoplectic crackhouse
  05/22/26
Link?
shimmering incel
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Bossy apoplectic crackhouse
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Rose Parlor Wagecucks
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
shimmering incel
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
shimmering incel
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
shimmering incel
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
shimmering incel
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Lavender glittery parlour
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
shimmering incel
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Bossy apoplectic crackhouse
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
grizzly bearded casino
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
flesh abode legal warrant
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
shimmering incel
  05/24/26
AI
rough-skinned glassy native
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Pale jap sex offender
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
aromatic liquid oxygen business firm
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: shimmering incel

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945345)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed love of her life scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: shimmering incel

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Pale jap sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: maniacal supple location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: 180 theater keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned glassy native

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Ruby slap-happy plaza

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy stock car

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: charcoal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy stock car

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Pale jap sex offender

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy stock car

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating irradiated pozpig

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: shimmering incel

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Adulterous step-uncle's house patrolman

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Snowy seedy shrine

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned glassy native

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: umber principal's office

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: shimmering incel

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Arousing Clear Tanning Salon Elastic Band

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Ruby slap-happy plaza

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: shimmering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Stirring institution

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: shimmering incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: racy national

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Pale jap sex offender

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sexy house travel guidebook

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Twisted point

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Twisted point

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Self-centered Pit Legend

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hall coldplay fan

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: cracking dog poop

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: shimmering incel

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored drab whorehouse immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Stirring institution

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic crackhouse

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic crackhouse

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: shimmering incel

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic crackhouse

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Wagecucks

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: shimmering incel

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: shimmering incel

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: shimmering incel

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Lavender glittery parlour

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: shimmering incel

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bossy apoplectic crackhouse

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: grizzly bearded casino

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: flesh abode legal warrant

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: shimmering incel

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned glassy native

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Pale jap sex offender

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aromatic liquid oxygen business firm

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899877)