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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Appetizing plum newt ticket booth
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Appetizing plum newt ticket booth
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: arousing ivory puppy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: bistre maniacal hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking persian faggot firefighter

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Flesh Turdskin Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Chocolate sickened mediation ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Angry gay gay wizard rigor

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: irradiated cobalt organic girlfriend

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Lascivious glassy halford rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: bistre maniacal hunting ground

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant nofapping state water buffalo

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Adventurous orange striped hyena sex offender

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: diverse public bath

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Disgusting Site

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Chocolate sickened mediation ceo

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Angry gay gay wizard rigor

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Slimy Trailer Park

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Chocolate sickened mediation ceo

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: irradiated cobalt organic girlfriend

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: overrated jap fanboi

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: crusty naked main people location

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: bistre maniacal hunting ground

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: sadistic brindle ape indirect expression

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Frisky legal warrant crotch

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Piazza

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Frisky legal warrant crotch

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Piazza

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: dull curious plaza

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Frisky legal warrant crotch

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: magenta domesticated internal respiration pit

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: overrated jap fanboi

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: pale territorial kitty center

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: pale territorial kitty center

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: pale territorial kitty center

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: shaky useless brakes

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Unholy big-titted mexican

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: pale territorial kitty center

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Turquoise Cuck Telephone

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Medicated infuriating bawdyhouse pistol

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: trip stag film

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Appetizing plum newt ticket booth

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Angry gay gay wizard rigor

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: bistre maniacal hunting ground

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aquamarine antidepressant drug son of senegal

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2E#49899877)