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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Cowardly Salmon Nursing Home Incel
  01/05/14
...
Rebellious supple step-uncle's house
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Orchid beta stain
  06/25/12
...
Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood
  06/25/12
Jesus
territorial maroon temple
  06/25/12
literally rofling
brass school cafeteria main people
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
chocolate startling range mexican
  08/02/12
crying
Pontificating antidepressant drug new version
  08/29/12
...
Razzle-dazzle Home Background Story
  02/22/13
...
Multi-colored institution gaping
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Ruddy Boistinker
  03/19/14
...
Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus
  06/27/14
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provocative misanthropic office pisswyrm
  06/27/14
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chrome kitchen weed whacker
  09/14/17
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Lake Jap
  07/20/18
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Lake Jap
  02/09/19
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Flesh sanctuary
  07/11/19
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olive mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
motley wine yarmulke gaming laptop
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
cop
Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood
  06/25/12
...
Orchid beta stain
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
soul-stirring public bath
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
abusive persian
  08/02/12
...
House-broken idiot mediation
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Drunken hell messiness
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Rusted big crackhouse
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood
  06/25/12
...
Fiercely-loyal talented stead windowlicker
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
abusive persian
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
scarlet indian lodge
  08/21/13
...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
...
Impressive University
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Domesticated hairless state half-breed
  06/25/12
...
House-broken idiot mediation
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
lemon queen of the night hall
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Green macaca legend
  06/25/12
...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  06/26/12
...
House-broken idiot mediation
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
overrated white shrine ape
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
cruel-hearted station affirmative action
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
unholy comical house
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  08/02/12
...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
chocolate startling range mexican
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
abusive persian
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
abusive persian
  08/02/12
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haunting center
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  08/02/12
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saffron crotch haunted graveyard
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
abusive persian
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
unholy comical house
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
abusive persian
  08/06/12
Cr
ultramarine whorehouse regret
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abusive persian
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haunting center
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
irradiated frisky foreskin stage
  08/20/12
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haunting center
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
slap-happy wrinkle lodge
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Multi-colored institution gaping
  08/21/13
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abusive persian
  02/22/13
...
House-broken idiot mediation
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Multi-colored institution gaping
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
scarlet indian lodge
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Multi-colored institution gaping
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
scarlet indian lodge
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
insecure kitty
  08/21/13
180
House-broken idiot mediation
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
House-broken idiot mediation
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House-broken idiot mediation
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House-broken idiot mediation
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fear-inspiring contagious address
  03/19/14
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Cordovan Hospital
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Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus
  06/27/14
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tripping unhinged liquid oxygen native
  07/22/14
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Hairraiser cheese-eating national security agency
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Hairraiser cheese-eating national security agency
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laughsome dark reading party
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Dead talking round eye pit
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abusive persian
  12/11/14
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Fighting electric principal's office
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
odious deer antler spot
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Sticky Amber Famous Landscape Painting
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Flirting cuck resort
  11/03/16
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filthy exciting gunner space
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
wonderful halford
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Thriller Idiotic Locale Electric Furnace
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Fighting electric principal's office
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abusive persian
  06/27/17
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Fighting electric principal's office
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gay parlour
  10/01/17
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overrated white shrine ape
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
mahogany nudist national rigpig
  01/29/18
where did he go
aquamarine site hunting ground
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transparent razzle boltzmann chad
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overrated white shrine ape
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pungent lay
  01/25/19
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lascivious crawly abode
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Marvelous Sickened Juggernaut
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nubile stage digit ratio
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vibrant partner
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olive mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/21
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carnelian slippery old irish cottage senate
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crystalline sex offender
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
ape ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Cowardly Salmon Nursing Home Incel

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Rebellious supple step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Orchid beta stain

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: territorial maroon temple

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: brass school cafeteria main people

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: chocolate startling range mexican

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Pontificating antidepressant drug new version

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Home Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored institution gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Ruddy Boistinker

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: provocative misanthropic office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: chrome kitchen weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Lake Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Lake Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Flesh sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: olive mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: motley wine yarmulke gaming laptop

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Orchid beta stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: abusive persian

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Drunken hell messiness

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Rusted big crackhouse

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal talented stead windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shivering Piazza Mood

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: abusive persian

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: scarlet indian lodge

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Impressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Domesticated hairless state half-breed

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: lemon queen of the night hall

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Green macaca legend

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: overrated white shrine ape

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted station affirmative action

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: unholy comical house

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: chocolate startling range mexican

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: abusive persian

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: abusive persian

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: haunting center



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: saffron crotch haunted graveyard



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: abusive persian

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: unholy comical house

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: abusive persian

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: ultramarine whorehouse regret

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: abusive persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: haunting center



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: irradiated frisky foreskin stage

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: haunting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: slap-happy wrinkle lodge

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored institution gaping

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: abusive persian



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored institution gaping

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: scarlet indian lodge

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Multi-colored institution gaping

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: scarlet indian lodge

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: insecure kitty

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: House-broken idiot mediation



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring contagious address



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Hospital

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse trump supporter locus



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: tripping unhinged liquid oxygen native



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser cheese-eating national security agency



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser cheese-eating national security agency

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: laughsome dark reading party



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Dead talking round eye pit

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: abusive persian



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Fighting electric principal's office



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: odious deer antler spot

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Sticky Amber Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Flirting cuck resort



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: filthy exciting gunner space



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: wonderful halford

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Thriller Idiotic Locale Electric Furnace

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Fighting electric principal's office



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: abusive persian



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Fighting electric principal's office



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: gay parlour



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: overrated white shrine ape



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: mahogany nudist national rigpig

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: aquamarine site hunting ground

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: transparent razzle boltzmann chad



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: overrated white shrine ape



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: pungent lay



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious crawly abode



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Marvelous Sickened Juggernaut

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: carnelian slippery old irish cottage senate



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: crystalline sex offender



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2E#49964828)