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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Topaz stubborn plaza
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Topaz stubborn plaza
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Topaz stubborn plaza
  10/03/12
dat racis
copper vibrant address persian
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Slate senate
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Effete turquoise hominid
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
mahogany bateful dysfunction
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
bistre ladyboy business firm
  10/11/12
180
Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone
  10/22/12
jesus....
Arousing international law enforcement agency abode
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
sapphire corn cake
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
sapphire corn cake
  12/22/15
still glad
sapphire corn cake
  05/30/16
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outnumbered degenerate
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/03/12
prescient
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/30/12
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Apoplectic lemon stead
  07/08/13
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Wonderful misunderstood hall mood
  10/20/14
lol
Swollen legal warrant
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
White hideous lodge
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
motley indirect expression
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
Vermilion supple nursing home sneaky criminal
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seedy maroon indian lodge regret
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Ruddy dilemma love of her life
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Khaki Learning Disabled Messiness
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Bronze national
  12/09/12
haha ty
Exhilarant ungodly community account
  12/27/12
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emerald toaster
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emerald toaster
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
fishy athletic conference
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
motley indirect expression
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
coiffed massive set azn
  10/04/12
170
sexy nibblets
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Electric rehab mediation
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Magenta Aggressive State Sound Barrier
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/11/12
180
Electric rehab mediation
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Marvelous theatre
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/22/12
180
vigorous range kitty cat
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Disgusting Pozpig
  11/17/13
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red medicated university
  03/08/17
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irradiated corner jew
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
rose aromatic stage boistinker
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
aqua stag film codepig
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/22/12
lol
outnumbered degenerate
  10/23/12
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Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
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Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
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Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Henna Native Bbw
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/30/12
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tripping transparent piazza
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
sexy nibblets
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/31/12
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Know-it-all Windowlicker
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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vigorous range kitty cat
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
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Clear trip shitlib school
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
beady-eyed patrolman home
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/02/12
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Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Apoplectic lemon stead
  03/07/17
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Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Fluffy forum
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Arrogant Sienna Hell Mexican
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Topaz stubborn plaza
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
rose aromatic stage boistinker
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Fluffy forum
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
up-to-no-good crimson den quadroon
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Avocado bonkers generalized bond space
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  12/04/12
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Fuchsia mind-boggling macaca spot
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
big stage death wish
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
motley indirect expression
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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magical box office pistol
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
charismatic chapel queen of the night
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Effete turquoise hominid
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
wild multi-colored rigpig
  12/05/12
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Chartreuse shrine round eye
  12/09/12
Lies
Twisted narrow-minded locus
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Chartreuse shrine round eye
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
Hot Parlour Party Of The First Part
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coral very tactful institution partner
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vigorous range kitty cat
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Bronze national
  12/09/12
180.
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  12/09/12
lol
Ruby Bat-shit-crazy Fortuitous Meteor Clown
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
house-broken theater
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Light sticky casino weed whacker
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Apoplectic lemon stead
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Know-it-all Windowlicker
  01/12/13
Update?
emerald toaster
  02/04/13
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startling pit national security agency
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emerald toaster
  02/08/13
Second page!?
Marvelous theatre
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
emerald toaster
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Fuchsia mind-boggling macaca spot
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Bisexual Comical Office Goal In Life
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Clear trip shitlib school
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glassy stirring ticket booth
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Cyan field
  07/08/13
update?
adventurous silver garrison brethren
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Know-it-all Windowlicker
  08/17/13
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Jade titillating therapy coffee pot
  10/07/13
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twinkling razzle roommate
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
fragrant hyperventilating gas station
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
pearl abnormal sex offender
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irradiated corner jew
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glassy stirring ticket booth
  12/11/13
Any updates?
Frozen opaque area giraffe
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Angry self-absorbed boiling water
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Disgusting Pozpig
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Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone
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emerald toaster
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
contagious black woman mental disorder
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Hot Parlour Party Of The First Part
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Cyan field
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
tripping transparent piazza
  02/12/15
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emerald toaster
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
tripping transparent piazza
  02/12/15
lets do this
charismatic chapel queen of the night
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Vivacious Painfully Honest House
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
Twisted narrow-minded locus
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Vivacious Painfully Honest House
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Frozen opaque area giraffe
  07/16/15
days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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histrionic heaven
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Wonderful misunderstood hall mood
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180
seedy maroon indian lodge regret
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plum milk fanboi
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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vigorous range kitty cat
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emerald toaster
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Hippocampus Blasey ford bump
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pale useless hairy legs
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Effete turquoise hominid
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Passionate olive location
  01/05/20
Update?
Jade titillating therapy coffee pot
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
sickened drab lettuce brunch
  03/20/21
the latest?
emerald toaster
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
Passionate olive location
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emerald toaster
  03/20/21
update?
emerald toaster
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
Brilliant resort
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Concupiscible Hospital Nowag
  06/24/21
He impregnated the hippo
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emerald toaster
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where are we on this?
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Cerebral erotic boltzmann
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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emerald toaster
  03/30/22
update?
twinkling razzle roommate
  10/18/22
I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, n...
motley indirect expression
  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
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emerald toaster
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Topaz stubborn plaza

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Topaz stubborn plaza

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Topaz stubborn plaza

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: copper vibrant address persian

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Slate senate

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Effete turquoise hominid

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mahogany bateful dysfunction

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: bistre ladyboy business firm

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Arousing international law enforcement agency abode

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: sapphire corn cake

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: sapphire corn cake

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: sapphire corn cake

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: outnumbered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Wonderful misunderstood hall mood



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Swollen legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: White hideous lodge

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: motley indirect expression

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Vermilion supple nursing home sneaky criminal

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: seedy maroon indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Ruddy dilemma love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Khaki Learning Disabled Messiness

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Bronze national

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant ungodly community account

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: fishy athletic conference

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: motley indirect expression

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: coiffed massive set azn

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: sexy nibblets

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Electric rehab mediation

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Magenta Aggressive State Sound Barrier

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Electric rehab mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Marvelous theatre

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: vigorous range kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Disgusting Pozpig

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: red medicated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: irradiated corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: rose aromatic stage boistinker

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: aqua stag film codepig

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: outnumbered degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Henna Native Bbw

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: tripping transparent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: sexy nibblets

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: stimulating cuckold

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous range kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Clear trip shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: mewling elite tanning salon stock car

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed patrolman home

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Fluffy forum

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Fluffy forum

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Fluffy forum

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Arrogant Sienna Hell Mexican

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Topaz stubborn plaza

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: rose aromatic stage boistinker

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Fluffy forum

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good crimson den quadroon

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Avocado bonkers generalized bond space

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: hairraiser gold library immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling macaca spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: big stage death wish

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: motley indirect expression

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: thriller onyx base gaping

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: magical box office pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: charismatic chapel queen of the night

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Effete turquoise hominid

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: wild multi-colored rigpig

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Twisted narrow-minded locus

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse shrine round eye

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Hot Parlour Party Of The First Part

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: coral very tactful institution partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: vigorous range kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Bronze national

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Ruby Bat-shit-crazy Fortuitous Meteor Clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged preventive strike private investor

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: house-broken theater

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Light sticky casino weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Apoplectic lemon stead

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: emerald toaster

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: startling pit national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Marvelous theatre

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: emerald toaster

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia mind-boggling macaca spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Bisexual Comical Office Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Clear trip shitlib school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: glassy stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Cyan field

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: adventurous silver garrison brethren

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Know-it-all Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Jade titillating therapy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: twinkling razzle roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: fragrant hyperventilating gas station

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: pearl abnormal sex offender

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: glassy stirring ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Frozen opaque area giraffe

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Angry self-absorbed boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Disgusting Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: contagious black woman mental disorder

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Hot Parlour Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Cyan field

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: tripping transparent piazza

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: tripping transparent piazza

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: charismatic chapel queen of the night

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Painfully Honest House

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Twisted narrow-minded locus

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Painfully Honest House

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Frozen opaque area giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: costumed meetinghouse

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: histrionic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Wonderful misunderstood hall mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: seedy maroon indian lodge regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: plum milk fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: peach talented masturbator market

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: irradiated corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: splenetic church building selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vigorous range kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Ocher sanctuary halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: iridescent dashing lay organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: histrionic heaven

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: pale useless hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Effete turquoise hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Passionate olive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Jade titillating therapy coffee pot

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: sickened drab lettuce brunch

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: emerald toaster

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Passionate olive location

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: emerald toaster

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Brilliant resort

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hospital Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: soggy green station

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Lake Trailer Park



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: spectacular offensive whorehouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: emerald toaster

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Cerebral erotic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: high-end aphrodisiac coldplay fan school cafeteria

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: twinkling razzle roommate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: motley indirect expression

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: twinkling razzle roommate

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: motley indirect expression

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Passionate olive location

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Self-centered godawful associate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: claret idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: emerald toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Cerebral erotic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: emerald toaster

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2E#50112233)