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| Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit | 10/09/12 |
| Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit | 10/09/12 |
| Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit | 10/10/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: obsidian mood lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Mewling cumskin cuck What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: zippy stage philosopher-king http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: vibrant principal's office dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: concupiscible carnelian doctorate Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: vibrant principal's office cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: sinister crackhouse "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Wine indian lodge keepsake machete It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Ruddy ungodly parlour hissy fit Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Racy People Who Are Hurt State tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: comical site stock car 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: fragrant mental disorder menage awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: amethyst zombie-like orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: cruel-hearted church these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: yellow ape degenerate Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Slimy diverse shrine toilet seat 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: charismatic dun filthpig You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: orchid gay wizard lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: hairraiser brindle hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: hairraiser brindle hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: cobalt temple hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2E#49639607) |