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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
tell me
Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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lol tyft
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
light piazza
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Cracking Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Purple station gunner
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Curious lodge mood
  08/14/13
lmao
Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party
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Transparent stead
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Purple station gunner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Slimy Whorehouse
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Federal space
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
lascivious cream stain
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rofl
Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party
  08/14/13
180
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
rofl
Rambunctious Market Sex Offender
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took a few attempts but 180
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sinister crackhouse tattoo
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Curious lodge mood
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
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Transparent stead
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Transparent stead
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Slimy Whorehouse
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Charismatic tanning salon affirmative action
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Curious lodge mood
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party
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180
Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre
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Laughsome hell ape
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stimulating messiness
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Adulterous Outnumbered Kitty Cat Kitchen
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Free-loading school
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
lol
cerebral fear-inspiring patrolman
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
sinister crackhouse tattoo
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
lascivious cream stain
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Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
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(not bloodacre)
Doobsian Odious Gaming Laptop Dilemma
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aphrodisiac plaza
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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appetizing slate chad
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Arousing Rigor
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Primrose Den
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
splenetic godawful menage
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Federal space
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Federal space
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
lascivious cream stain
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
fragrant thirsty trust fund
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Mahogany self-centered selfie
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
lascivious cream stain
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
splenetic godawful menage
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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Exhilarant useless corner windowlicker
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Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
lascivious cream stain
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
lascivious cream stain
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Lake school cafeteria shitlib
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
whatever
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Unholy blood rage hospital
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
sinister crackhouse tattoo
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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lol
Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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180
histrionic rose psychic
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Hideous gas station people who are hurt
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Henna candlestick maker point
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
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obsidian meetinghouse police squad
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Provocative locus water buffalo
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Glittery Ebony Haunted Graveyard Knife
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
histrionic rose psychic
  08/14/13
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erotic stage indirect expression
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Slimy Whorehouse
  08/14/13
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Exhilarant useless corner windowlicker
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Galvanic blathering field
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
soggy parlour crotch
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Razzle salmon casino foreskin
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Henna candlestick maker point
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
Pics?
hateful bat shit crazy alpha
  08/14/13
link?
Deranged double fault party of the first part
  08/17/13
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Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
citrine beta step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Exciting orchid heaven
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
trip white pocket flask immigrant
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
carnelian degenerate area
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
carnelian degenerate area
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
carnelian degenerate area
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
lascivious cream stain
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
carnelian degenerate area
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
contagious stag film
  08/14/13
Underrated
erotic stage indirect expression
  08/15/13
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diverse private investor
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
contagious stag film
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Claret Vivacious Nibblets Resort
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Ruddy Electric Principal's Office
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Misunderstood Sandwich
  08/14/13
lol
Glassy set
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Misunderstood Sandwich
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Glassy set
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Misunderstood Sandwich
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
startled abnormal faggot firefighter
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
splenetic godawful menage
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Insanely Creepy Background Story Hunting Ground
  08/14/13
180
Kink-friendly Talking Home Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Glassy set
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Laughsome hell ape
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Glassy set
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drunken painfully honest halford
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haunting rehab lettuce
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180
carnelian degenerate area
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contagious stag film
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trip white pocket flask immigrant
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soul-stirring smoky place of business striped hyena
  09/11/13
Lmao
Bearded Dun Pistol Headpube
  06/07/17
...
comical address cuck
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Marvelous filthy office genital piercing
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
drunken painfully honest halford
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
garnet autistic antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol
carnelian degenerate area
  08/14/13
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irradiated nursing home idiot
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Big-titted heady depressive
  08/14/13
180
Red indian lodge legend
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
puce keepsake machete cruise ship
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Carmine angry main people
  08/17/13
poignant
Vibrant National Roommate
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Talented brilliant sanctuary regret
  08/17/13
...
drunken painfully honest halford
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
soul-stirring smoky place of business striped hyena
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Arousing Rigor
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Claret Vivacious Nibblets Resort
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
cheese-eating duck-like boiling water friendly grandma
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Big trailer park
  12/28/13
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Zippy orchestra pit love of her life
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Razzmatazz New Version
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
well-lubricated deer antler
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
concupiscible associate
  03/10/14
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stimulating messiness
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Doobsian Odious Gaming Laptop Dilemma
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insane useless brakes parlor
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...
Laughsome hell ape
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Deranged double fault party of the first part
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Deranged double fault party of the first part
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stimulating messiness
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Deranged double fault party of the first part
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Flirting trump supporter athletic conference
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insane useless brakes parlor
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Razzle salmon casino foreskin
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Clear boyish institution
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
gaped bateful wrinkle
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Clear boyish institution
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Primrose Den
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Deranged double fault party of the first part
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...
Deranged double fault party of the first part
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motley house wagecucks
  07/11/20
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Primrose Den
  12/16/21
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Primrose Den
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: light piazza

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating duck-like boiling water friendly grandma

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: stimulating messiness

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Thriller Apoplectic Idea He Suggested Forum



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling geriatric lay factory reset button

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: histrionic rose psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: wonderful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Cracking Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: comical address cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Wine Abode Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Cracking Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Purple station gunner

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Curious lodge mood

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Purple station gunner

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Chestnut idiotic ticket booth corn cake

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Federal space

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Rambunctious Market Sex Offender

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Spruce multi-colored pit toilet seat

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Glassy set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Laughsome hell ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: diverse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: wonderful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: comical address cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Curious lodge mood

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Transparent stead

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Charismatic tanning salon affirmative action

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Curious lodge mood

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Free-loading school

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Excitant hominid twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Laughsome hell ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: stimulating messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Outnumbered Kitty Cat Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Free-loading school

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: cerebral fear-inspiring patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Odious Gaming Laptop Dilemma

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: appetizing slate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Arousing Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Arousing Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Primrose Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: splenetic godawful menage

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Federal space

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Federal space

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: fragrant thirsty trust fund

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mahogany self-centered selfie

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: splenetic godawful menage

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant useless corner windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Lake school cafeteria shitlib

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Unholy blood rage hospital

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Hideous gas station people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse tattoo

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Henna candlestick maker point

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Henna candlestick maker point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: obsidian meetinghouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Dark Theatre

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Provocative locus water buffalo

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Glittery Ebony Haunted Graveyard Knife

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: histrionic rose psychic

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: erotic stage indirect expression

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Slimy Whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant useless corner windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Galvanic blathering field

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: soggy parlour crotch

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Henna candlestick maker point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy alpha

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Scarlet Overrated Boltzmann Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: citrine beta step-uncle's house

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Exciting orchid heaven

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: trip white pocket flask immigrant

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: lascivious cream stain

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: contagious stag film

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: erotic stage indirect expression

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: diverse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: contagious stag film

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Claret Vivacious Nibblets Resort

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ruddy Electric Principal's Office

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sandwich

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sandwich

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Glassy set

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Misunderstood Sandwich

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: spectacular grizzly son of senegal chapel

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: startled abnormal faggot firefighter

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: splenetic godawful menage

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Background Story Hunting Ground

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Talking Home Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Glassy set

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Laughsome hell ape

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Glassy set

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: drunken painfully honest halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: haunting rehab lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: contagious stag film



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: trip white pocket flask immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring smoky place of business striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Bearded Dun Pistol Headpube

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: comical address cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Marvelous filthy office genital piercing

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: drunken painfully honest halford

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: garnet autistic antidepressant drug

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: carnelian degenerate area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: irradiated nursing home idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Big-titted heady depressive

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Red indian lodge legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: puce keepsake machete cruise ship

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Carmine angry main people

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Vibrant National Roommate

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Talented brilliant sanctuary regret

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: drunken painfully honest halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring smoky place of business striped hyena

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Arousing Rigor

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Claret Vivacious Nibblets Resort

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating duck-like boiling water friendly grandma

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Big trailer park

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Zippy orchestra pit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz New Version

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated deer antler

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: concupiscible associate

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: stimulating messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Doobsian Odious Gaming Laptop Dilemma

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: insane useless brakes parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Laughsome hell ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: stimulating messiness



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Flirting trump supporter athletic conference

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: insane useless brakes parlor



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle salmon casino foreskin



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Clear boyish institution

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: gaped bateful wrinkle

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Clear boyish institution

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Primrose Den



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2E#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Deranged double fault party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: motley house wagecucks



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Primrose Den



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Primrose Den



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