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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
laughsome milky cumskin pozpig
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
laughsome milky cumskin pozpig
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
laughsome milky cumskin pozpig
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
laughsome milky cumskin pozpig
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
laughsome milky cumskin pozpig
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Bateful fishy digit ratio stage
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Black hall
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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Black hall
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
Frisky Insane Boltzmann
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Black hall

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Black hall

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Red misanthropic hospital filthpig

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Hilarious jet base becky

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Cerebral site



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Arousing dun whorehouse

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Hilarious jet base becky



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Brilliant rigpig



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: filthy mustard candlestick maker pistol



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Pale disrespectful elastic band boiling water

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: unhinged salmon psychic

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Frisky Insane Boltzmann

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan cuckold

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan cuckold

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: laughsome milky cumskin pozpig

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867767)



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Author: aquamarine university



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Elite Menage Partner



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Hot titillating jap institution

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Tripping smoky point nibblets



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Vivacious bronze hissy fit

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: exhilarant tan indian lodge

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan cuckold

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Thriller Silver Piazza



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: spectacular avocado location mother



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Hilarious jet base becky



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: provocative ivory old irish cottage hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Walnut lodge

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: electric cerise address halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Sable Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Godawful pit boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: talented forum voyeur

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: floppy arrogant corner

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring idea he suggested parlor

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: brindle soul-stirring idea he suggested parlor

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious alcoholic antidepressant drug

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: floppy arrogant corner

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Black hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cream sadistic national reading party

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: electric cerise address halford

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: vibrant coldplay fan cuckold

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Vivacious bronze hissy fit

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Hilarious jet base becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: passionate coiffed kitty cat jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: passionate coiffed kitty cat jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Hilarious jet base becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Godawful pit boistinker

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: unhinged salmon psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Brilliant rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: ocher ticket booth

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: charismatic church building

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic church building

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: stirring lilac immigrant den

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: 180 gas station genital piercing

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Frisky Insane Boltzmann

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Frisky Insane Boltzmann

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Chestnut useless brakes theater

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Chestnut useless brakes theater

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: White odious school cafeteria dopamine

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Comical Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: vermilion multi-colored blood rage

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: histrionic jade sex offender

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: poppy well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Bright magical really tough guy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: green keepsake machete business firm

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: aromatic tanning salon queen of the night

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded rusted locus striped hyena

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Wine property masturbator

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Hot titillating jap institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Razzle glassy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: poppy well-lubricated sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Pearl Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Vivacious bronze hissy fit

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Bateful fishy digit ratio stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Comical Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2E#50002879)