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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  09/15/13
explain.
Green Histrionic Church Building Ratface
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Lemon dashing circlehead gas station
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
jet-lagged cruise ship
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Bipolar Private Investor
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Glittery Dilemma
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
harsh odious legend hospital
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
light big water buffalo theater
  09/15/13
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know-it-all cracking lodge
  09/15/13
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Green Histrionic Church Building Ratface
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  09/15/13
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multi-colored idea he suggested
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
duck-like pontificating stage azn
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
self-centered titillating center
  09/15/13
its ok.
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Scarlet boiling water rehab
  09/25/15
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  12/03/15
180
Honey-headed nubile lay
  12/03/15
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  01/22/16
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concupiscible chapel dysfunction
  01/22/16
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multi-colored idea he suggested
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  06/22/16
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Honey-headed nubile lay
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Arousing alpha heaven
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Arousing alpha heaven
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
poppy appetizing sanctuary
  06/21/17
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  03/16/18
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  05/16/18
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  07/03/19
180
Walnut Kitchen Pisswyrm
  07/03/19
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  07/30/19
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poppy appetizing sanctuary
  02/11/23
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Insanely creepy charcoal patrolman pervert
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Fear-inspiring vivacious generalized bond
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
180 theater stage party of the first part
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
silver rigpig
  02/11/23
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Exciting Black Woman
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Green Histrionic Church Building Ratface

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Lemon dashing circlehead gas station

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged cruise ship

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Bipolar Private Investor

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Glittery Dilemma

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: harsh odious legend hospital

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: light big water buffalo theater

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: know-it-all cracking lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Green Histrionic Church Building Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Cowardly razzle-dazzle voyeur

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: multi-colored idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: duck-like pontificating stage azn

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: self-centered titillating center

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Scarlet boiling water rehab

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed nubile lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: concupiscible chapel dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: multi-colored idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed nubile lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Arousing alpha heaven

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Arousing alpha heaven

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Walnut Kitchen Pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy charcoal patrolman pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring vivacious generalized bond

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: 180 theater stage party of the first part

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: silver rigpig

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Exciting Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: poppy appetizing sanctuary

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2E#48867830)