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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
out-of-control costumed market
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Comical brass dilemma shitlib
  01/26/16
jesus no...
gay box office travel guidebook
  10/24/16
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stirring space windowlicker
  01/03/17
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Hot brilliant laser beams mood
  02/20/18
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opaque karate area
  06/03/19
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Comical brass dilemma shitlib
  10/14/20
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citrine excitant chapel
  01/25/16
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rose faggot firefighter
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Spectacular indian lodge
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sticky light preventive strike
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Deep nursing home
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Spectacular indian lodge
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sticky light preventive strike
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cerise degenerate site
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/25/16
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Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
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brindle goal in life alpha
  01/25/16
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Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
...
Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Useless cocky party of the first part piazza
  01/25/16
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Spruce theater stage
  01/25/16
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out-of-control costumed market
  01/26/16
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Iridescent titillating really tough guy national
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Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  01/26/16
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exciting son of senegal main people
  11/27/16
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Primrose federal cruise ship
  06/13/17
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Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete
  12/19/17
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Curious Heaven
  01/24/18
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Bull headed meetinghouse jewess
  06/10/24
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Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
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Passionate ruddy dragon
  10/24/16
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stirring space windowlicker
  11/27/16
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Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/23/17
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Lilac affirmative action
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Primrose federal cruise ship
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Primrose federal cruise ship
  02/20/18
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Primrose federal cruise ship
  05/24/18
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magenta lodge psychic
  09/26/21
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poppy soul-stirring brunch
  03/12/22
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Bull headed meetinghouse jewess
  05/15/22
...
Bull headed meetinghouse jewess
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard
  01/25/16
Brutal
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
...
elite trip internal respiration
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
twisted athletic conference
  01/25/16
toxic
Lime fanboi
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
talented sound barrier ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
rose faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
...
fighting church building
  01/25/16
damnit
appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular indian lodge
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
jfc
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Spectacular indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/25/16
Cr
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
hm
Beta casino
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
wait
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
...
sienna know-it-all persian
  01/25/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
talented sound barrier ladyboy
  01/25/16
...
filthy hunting ground trust fund
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/25/16
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Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete
  01/25/16
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electric circlehead puppy
  01/25/16
...
appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
fighting church building
  01/25/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Twinkling Pit
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Blue tank property
  01/25/16
...
slate judgmental kitchen
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
thriller roast beef locale
  01/25/16
...
twisted athletic conference
  01/25/16
...
Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo
  01/25/16
damn
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
insecure selfie famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
...
Flickering Bbw
  01/25/16
O LORD
vermilion filthpig stain
  01/25/16
jfc
Talking Chrome Juggernaut
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Spruce theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Spectacular indian lodge
  01/25/16
Lmao
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
...
Sick frisky blood rage sex offender
  01/25/16
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Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
...
insecure selfie famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
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Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  01/26/16
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Curious Heaven
  02/15/16
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Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage
  07/08/17
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Chocolate point incel
  07/08/17
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Aphrodisiac Deer Antler
  07/08/17
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Curious Heaven
  10/27/17
...
Sooty exhilarant police squad
  12/26/17
...
Curious Heaven
  05/24/18
...
Curious Heaven
  03/16/20
...
Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe
  02/18/22
...
canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Useless cocky party of the first part piazza
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter
  01/25/16
ouch
At-the-ready Candlestick Maker Theater
  01/26/16
poison
ivory cerebral gas station black woman
  01/26/16
...
Doobsian adventurous menage factory reset button
  01/26/16
180
out-of-control costumed market
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
drunken indirect expression
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Bearded sanctuary
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Razzle mildly autistic corner
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
RIP brother
dun multi-billionaire hall
  09/27/16
...
canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/26/17
...
Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  08/12/19
180
Comical brass dilemma shitlib
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
gold trailer park
  01/27/16
...
Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete
  01/27/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
tripping personal credit line pocket flask
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
tripping personal credit line pocket flask
  02/02/16
...
Shimmering gay wizard kitty
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
lascivious cream state private investor
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Honey-headed Bawdyhouse
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
nofapping gaping
  02/24/16
18000000
Slippery umber tanning salon
  03/04/16
165
mind-boggling ticket booth ratface
  03/04/16
...
Flushed High-end Nowag
  05/19/16
chilling
Burgundy Mental Disorder Library
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Sable Toaster
  12/17/16
Good lord.
vibrant field
  01/03/17
oh my.
tan supple toilet seat address
  01/23/17
toxic
Self-absorbed fluffy step-uncle's house jew
  03/13/17
...
Lilac affirmative action
  03/15/17
...
electric circlehead puppy
  04/02/17
...
charcoal hilarious cuckold azn
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
walnut diverse rehab death wish
  07/08/17
...
Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  10/27/17
mother of god
Chocolate point incel
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
bateful aquamarine mother cuck
  10/27/17
JFC
insane chestnut forum voyeur
  10/27/17
...
bronze stubborn hell giraffe
  12/26/17
...
beady-eyed translucent prole
  12/26/17
ouch
Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency
  02/20/18
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henna immigrant garrison
  02/20/18
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Kink-friendly spot yarmulke
  01/16/19
...
Fragrant ceo office
  08/09/19
...
magenta lodge psychic
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
aqua marvelous potus resort
  07/28/25
...
up-to-no-good stage
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
provocative knife
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Slimy Stead Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo
  01/25/16
...
Spruce theater stage
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Mauve Mexican Native
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
toxic
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Offensive stage national security agency
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Twinkling Pit
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Twinkling Pit
  01/25/16
TY bro
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
...
Spruce theater stage
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
clear hissy fit
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
elite trip internal respiration
  10/27/17
...
Aromatic Anal Senate
  10/27/17
...
Curious Heaven
  05/24/18
...
tan supple toilet seat address
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
silver apoplectic abode dopamine
  10/27/17
credited advice
Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency
  05/24/18
even more toxic
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
irradiated nibblets
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Carnelian Dashing Set
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Twinkling Pit
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
lol
demanding orchid parlour
  06/01/17
...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
out-of-control costumed market
  01/26/16
...
canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
soggy mahogany queen of the night
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
Lmao
Fuchsia Principal's Office
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Curious Heaven
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Curious Heaven
  01/25/16
lmao true
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
...
canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/26/17
Haha
Big carmine volcanic crater
  03/19/20
...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
...
fighting church building
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
drunken indirect expression
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
clear hissy fit
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Odious Half-breed
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
galvanic mint regret idea he suggested
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Curious Heaven
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
silver apoplectic abode dopamine
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
dun multi-billionaire hall
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
vivacious marketing idea
  06/03/19
oh no
Razzle mildly autistic corner
  08/08/19
LOL
Heady Submissive Roommate Lettuce
  03/16/20
JFC
tan supple toilet seat address
  03/19/20
Update?
Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
nubile center electric furnace
  01/25/16
...
Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account
  01/25/16
...
Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete
  05/19/16
...
sienna know-it-all persian
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
fighting church building
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
Cr
fighting church building
  01/26/16
...
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
...
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
...
provocative knife
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
floppy sadistic public bath
  01/26/16
...
floppy sadistic public bath
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
citrine excitant chapel
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Glassy Home Faggotry
  01/26/16
...
insecure selfie famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
out-of-control costumed market
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Glassy Home Faggotry
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
citrine excitant chapel
  01/26/16
...
Amber zippy sneaky criminal
  01/16/19
...
Big carmine volcanic crater
  03/16/20
...
Comical brass dilemma shitlib
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
...
insecure selfie famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete
  03/28/16
...
Fragrant ceo office
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Multi-colored doctorate
  01/26/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Offensive stage national security agency
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Comical brass dilemma shitlib
  01/26/16
...
gay box office travel guidebook
  10/24/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Carnelian Dashing Set
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
jet-lagged halford
  04/04/16
...
Lilac affirmative action
  03/15/17
*applause*
Overrated Den Therapy
  10/27/17
...
magenta lodge psychic
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
silver apoplectic abode dopamine
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
plum messiness
  01/26/16
...
fighting church building
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling Pit
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
Describe
plum messiness
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
plum messiness
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling Pit
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Primrose federal cruise ship
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
drunken indirect expression
  01/26/16
Fuck
Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
sienna know-it-all persian
  01/26/16
cq's!
180 gaped friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
...
tan supple toilet seat address
  03/19/20
...
Lilac affirmative action
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Stimulating rough-skinned weed whacker business firm
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Offensive stage national security agency
  01/26/16
except for your autism
provocative knife
  01/26/16
...
Curious Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Offensive stage national security agency
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Twinkling Pit
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible pungent legal warrant
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Offensive stage national security agency
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Glassy Home Faggotry
  01/26/16
...
insecure selfie famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
...
Violent Stag Film Associate
  01/23/17
...
Lilac affirmative action
  03/15/17
...
Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage
  02/20/18
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underrated
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jfc
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lmao at the dog bit
Glassy Home Faggotry
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
racy sandwich
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
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do u love it
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Unhinged Yapping Hospital
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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Curious Heaven
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Primrose federal cruise ship
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racy sandwich
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Primrose federal cruise ship
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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ok fair im kinda slow today
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this guy gets it
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...
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*puts gun in mouth*
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...
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
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180
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...
glittery jap
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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drunken indirect expression
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...
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mmm hmmm
racy sandwich
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  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
racy sandwich
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
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  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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...
Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker
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THIS
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
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...
Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo
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180
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Goodbye, XO.
Spruce theater stage
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Alright wish I never made this thread
Curious Heaven
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...
sienna know-it-all persian
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what the fuck was in this?
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
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  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
red idiotic elastic band
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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brave
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...
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...
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cr
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...
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...
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...
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mods please delete
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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i really like it here
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...
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...
Lay Corn Cake
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
sienna know-it-all persian
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Curious Heaven
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... ...
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...
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  07/08/17
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  08/18/17
Holy shit.
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...
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...
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bump for leolenin
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...
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  12/26/17
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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...
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...
Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
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Not what I needed right now
Curious Heaven
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...
sienna know-it-all persian
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
metal crackhouse dingle berry
  01/16/19
Jfc
Curious Heaven
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
sienna know-it-all persian
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
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  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
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  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  01/17/19
...
Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business
  04/08/19
...
mustard house-broken
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
bronze stubborn hell giraffe
  04/09/19
...
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Curious Heaven
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
cobalt boltzmann
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Curious Heaven
  06/03/19
...
sienna know-it-all persian
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Honey-headed Bawdyhouse
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  06/03/19
...
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  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
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...
garnet bossy shrine skinny woman
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Maize Philosopher-king
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Maniacal Rigor
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Maize Philosopher-king
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bump
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  03/12/22
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  01/05/23
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  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: out-of-control costumed market

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Author: Bull headed meetinghouse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: elite trip internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Lime fanboi

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: talented sound barrier ladyboy

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: rose faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: fighting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Spectacular indian lodge

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Beta casino

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: talented sound barrier ladyboy

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: filthy hunting ground trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Arrogant Histrionic Haunted Graveyard

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: electric circlehead puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: fighting church building

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Blue tank property

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: slate judgmental kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: thriller roast beef locale

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Flickering Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vermilion filthpig stain

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Talking Chrome Juggernaut

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Sick frisky blood rage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Chocolate point incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Sooty exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779580)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Useless cocky party of the first part piazza

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Candlestick Maker Theater

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: ivory cerebral gas station black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Doobsian adventurous menage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: out-of-control costumed market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Bearded sanctuary

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Razzle mildly autistic corner

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: racy sandwich

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: dun multi-billionaire hall

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: gold trailer park

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: tripping personal credit line pocket flask

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: tripping personal credit line pocket flask

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Shimmering gay wizard kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: lascivious cream state private investor

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bawdyhouse

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: nofapping gaping

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Slippery umber tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling ticket booth ratface

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Flushed High-end Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder Library

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Sable Toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: vibrant field

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fluffy step-uncle's house jew

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Lilac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: electric circlehead puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: charcoal hilarious cuckold azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: walnut diverse rehab death wish

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Chocolate point incel

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: bateful aquamarine mother cuck

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: insane chestnut forum voyeur

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: bronze stubborn hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed translucent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: henna immigrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly spot yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Fragrant ceo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: magenta lodge psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: aqua marvelous potus resort

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: provocative knife

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Slimy Stead Generalized Bond

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Mauve Mexican Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: clear hissy fit

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: elite trip internal respiration

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Anal Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: silver apoplectic abode dopamine

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: irradiated nibblets

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Set

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: demanding orchid parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: out-of-control costumed market

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: soggy mahogany queen of the night

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia Principal's Office

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Big carmine volcanic crater

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: fighting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: clear hissy fit

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Odious Half-breed

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: galvanic mint regret idea he suggested

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: silver apoplectic abode dopamine

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: dun multi-billionaire hall

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: vivacious marketing idea

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Razzle mildly autistic corner

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Heady Submissive Roommate Lettuce

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: nubile center electric furnace

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: plum messiness

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: fighting church building

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: plum messiness

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: fighting church building

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: plum messiness

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: provocative knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: floppy sadistic public bath

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: floppy sadistic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: citrine excitant chapel

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: out-of-control costumed market

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: citrine excitant chapel

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Amber zippy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Big carmine volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Fragrant ceo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored doctorate

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: gay box office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Set

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged halford

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Lilac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Overrated Den Therapy

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: magenta lodge psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: silver apoplectic abode dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: plum messiness

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: plum messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: plum messiness

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: fighting church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: plum messiness

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: racy sandwich

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: plum messiness

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: racy sandwich

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: racy sandwich

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: racy sandwich

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Lilac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Stimulating rough-skinned weed whacker business firm

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: provocative knife

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Laughsome locus international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Violent Stag Film Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Lilac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Cracking Ocher Clown Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: plum messiness

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: gay box office travel guidebook

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: stirring space windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: indecent parlor

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: racy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Wonderful coral double fault pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: racy sandwich

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: racy sandwich

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Unhinged Yapping Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: racy sandwich

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: racy sandwich

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: boyish digit ratio temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious bisexual kitty cat school

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Pit

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: insecure selfie famous landscape painting

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Motley godawful university

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Blathering headpube station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: glittery jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Contagious bisexual kitty cat school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious bisexual kitty cat school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: racy sandwich

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: racy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: racy sandwich

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: racy sandwich

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: racy sandwich

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Set

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: cerise degenerate site

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: drunken indirect expression

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: cerise degenerate site

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Offensive stage national security agency

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible pungent legal warrant

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: drunken indirect expression

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  twinkling uncleanness house

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing ruby wrinkle trump supporter

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  church partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: tripping personal credit line pocket flask

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: red idiotic elastic band

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: racy sandwich

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: red idiotic elastic band

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: boyish digit ratio temple

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Dashing Set

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Sable Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Smoky gunner

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: yellow cumskin

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Spruce theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: electric circlehead puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Thirsty Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  background story location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: 180 gaped friendly grandma

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: red idiotic elastic band

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Sable Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Lay Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Curious Heaven

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  transparent base

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: silver apoplectic abode dopamine

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: yellow cumskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: metal crackhouse dingle berry

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Lilac affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Sable Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Reading Party Ape

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Wild Institution

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  swollen plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  coffee pot

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: tan supple toilet seat address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: hideous brethren chad

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Milky Love Of Her Life Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: bronze stubborn hell giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  dull theatre

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  dull theatre

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Lay Corn Cake

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Cyan Wagecucks

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Ultramarine Gaming Laptop Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Angry masturbator range

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Iridescent titillating really tough guy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: metal crackhouse dingle berry

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Curious Heaven

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  fiercely-loyal genital piercing

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: cerise degenerate site

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: mustard house-broken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: bronze stubborn hell giraffe

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Curious Heaven

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: cobalt boltzmann

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Curious Heaven

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bawdyhouse

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Comical brass dilemma shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: garnet bossy shrine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Maize Philosopher-king

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Maniacal Rigor

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Maize Philosopher-king

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Maize Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Pink



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: hyperactive hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: sienna know-it-all persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Green



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: magenta lodge psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Glassy Home Faggotry

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Primrose federal cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Sepia mad-dog skullcap macaca

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: startling flesh organic girlfriend

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Curious Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Disturbing Avocado Orchestra Pit Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Salmon arousing school cafeteria sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: disgusting round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author:  fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Puce

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2E#49548061)