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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner
  03/07/19
they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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  03/07/19
lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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  03/11/19
"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Crimson Talking Jap
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Like the Ramones
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Chrome Striped Hyena Center
  03/07/19
Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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  03/07/19
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
Coral irate circlehead
  03/07/19
He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
lavender doctorate
  03/07/19
Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
mildly autistic flesh abode
  03/07/19
Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner
  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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  03/07/19
So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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  03/11/19
Having a good day so far?
Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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  03/11/19
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling senate becky

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: clear cracking idea he suggested sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: swollen mischievous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Talented native legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting anal twinkling uncleanness ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: marvelous nursing home codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy persian roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Stage Corn Cake

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious Fighting Mood Ape

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Diverse Quadroon Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: swollen mischievous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: bistre sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Pearl Know-it-all Nibblets Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Big filthy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Bearded Cheese-eating Stage Corn Cake

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Diverse Quadroon Trust Fund

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Fighting Mood Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Motley Impertinent Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Exciting anal twinkling uncleanness ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Pearly gas station scourge upon the earth

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Crimson Talking Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: swollen mischievous pocket flask

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: dashing place of business associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Crimson Talking Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: excitant confused kitchen people who are hurt

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Chrome Striped Hyena Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting anal twinkling uncleanness ratface

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic step-uncle's house regret

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Fragrant internal respiration

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: arousing yarmulke

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: bronze antidepressant drug azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Pearly gas station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: excitant confused kitchen people who are hurt

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Black Floppy Alpha Bbw



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: costumed brilliant goal in life crackhouse

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: magical glittery cruise ship idiot

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: irradiated dilemma headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Diverse Quadroon Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Lodge Round Eye

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: insane drab community account mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: costumed brilliant goal in life crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: costumed brilliant goal in life crackhouse

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Geriatric Boyish Institution

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Coral irate circlehead

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: lavender doctorate

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic flesh abode

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed useless theater

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Black Floppy Alpha Bbw



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Nubile sticky set

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Saffron parlor

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Pearly gas station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Motley Impertinent Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Exciting anal twinkling uncleanness ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Tantric swashbuckling mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: bronze antidepressant drug azn

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: topaz location candlestick maker

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Grizzly Unholy Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: lascivious national security agency

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Heady Brindle Newt Kitty Cat

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Black Floppy Alpha Bbw

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Charismatic mediation

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Motley Impertinent Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: lavender doctorate

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: excitant confused kitchen people who are hurt

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Trip Seedy Feces Temple

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: stimulating ungodly jewess

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Adulterous Gunner

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: alcoholic step-uncle's house regret

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: spectacular windowlicker

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2E#37915994)