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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Fighting provocative bawdyhouse macaca

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hateful tank

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hateful tank

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Aggressive big reading party ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Bbw Toaster

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hateful tank

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Bbw Toaster

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hateful tank

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Bbw Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hateful tank

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Ruddy Bbw Toaster

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hateful tank

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: lilac market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hateful tank

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy sanctuary rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: rusted glittery shitlib depressive

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: hateful tank

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: rusted glittery shitlib depressive

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: hateful tank

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: rusted glittery shitlib depressive

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: hateful tank

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Forum

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: hateful tank

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: hateful tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2E#49924038)