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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Pearly pea-brained hell
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/14/22
...
electric well-lubricated abode
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Aggressive skinny woman point
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/14/22
...
Aggressive skinny woman point
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
violet floppy lay newt
  04/14/22
...
Comical Hideous Theater Stage Antidepressant Drug
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Rough-skinned range
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/28/22
...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  07/04/23
...
Comical Hideous Theater Stage Antidepressant Drug
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Arousing Pit
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/27/24
?
Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Histrionic frozen trailer park athletic conference
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
adventurous narrow-minded market
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Curious whorehouse
  04/24/26
...
Harsh School Cafeteria
  04/27/24
180
talented principal's office
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Rough-skinned range
  04/27/24
Honk honk
talented principal's office
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration
  04/27/24
...
Charcoal effete public bath
  04/27/24
...
Harsh School Cafeteria
  10/08/24
...
adulterous wild boltzmann stage
  10/08/24
...
Supple Jet Set Nibblets
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Azure doobsian jewess
  06/06/24
...
heady shaky box office
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Trip house mexican
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Maniacal Poppy Feces
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Trip house mexican
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Maniacal Poppy Feces
  06/06/24
...
Galvanic puce potus french chef
  04/24/26
...
adulterous wild boltzmann stage
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  09/14/25
...
bright famous landscape painting
  03/31/26
flame?
Fishy Crawly Casino
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Dark Bateful Filthpig
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Learning disabled incel
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
boyish church building marketing idea
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Learning disabled incel
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Marvelous Sepia Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Galvanic puce potus french chef
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Pearly pea-brained hell

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: electric well-lubricated abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Aggressive skinny woman point

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Aggressive skinny woman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: violet floppy lay newt

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Comical Hideous Theater Stage Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned range

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Comical Hideous Theater Stage Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing Pit

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Big-titted Exciting Circlehead Mad Cow Disease

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Histrionic frozen trailer park athletic conference

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded market

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Curious whorehouse

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Harsh School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: talented principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned range

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: talented principal's office

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: hyperactive vivacious theatre internal respiration

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Charcoal effete public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Harsh School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: adulterous wild boltzmann stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Supple Jet Set Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Azure doobsian jewess

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: heady shaky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Trip house mexican

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Maniacal Poppy Feces

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Trip house mexican

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Poppy Feces

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Galvanic puce potus french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: adulterous wild boltzmann stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: bright famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Fishy Crawly Casino

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Dark Bateful Filthpig

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Learning disabled incel

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: boyish church building marketing idea

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Learning disabled incel

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Sepia Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Galvanic puce potus french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2E#50021007)