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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
provocative space doctorate
  07/17/22
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Electric At-the-ready National Security Agency School
  07/17/22
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sadistic ultramarine brunch laser beams
  07/17/22
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nighttime charcoal knife rigpig
  07/18/22
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provocative space doctorate
  09/29/22
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provocative space doctorate
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
contagious nursing home trust fund
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
contagious nursing home trust fund
  01/07/23
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nighttime charcoal knife rigpig
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Drunken racy kitty cat
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Drunken racy kitty cat
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Lilac ticket booth twinkling uncleanness
  03/18/23
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provocative space doctorate
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Drunken racy kitty cat
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
violet candlestick maker fat ankles
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
blue site circlehead
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
saffron library messiness
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/23/24
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Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Odious burgundy step-uncle's house
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
jade yapping hall electric furnace
  09/28/24
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provocative space doctorate
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: provocative space doctorate

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Electric At-the-ready National Security Agency School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: sadistic ultramarine brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: nighttime charcoal knife rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: provocative space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: provocative space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: contagious nursing home trust fund

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: contagious nursing home trust fund

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: nighttime charcoal knife rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Drunken racy kitty cat

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Drunken racy kitty cat

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Lilac ticket booth twinkling uncleanness

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: provocative space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Drunken racy kitty cat

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: violet candlestick maker fat ankles

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: blue site circlehead

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: saffron library messiness

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Odious burgundy step-uncle's house

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: jade yapping hall electric furnace

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: provocative space doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed foreskin temple

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2E#49932244)