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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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charismatic offensive state
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
provocative university
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
frum buff hominid
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Yapping Chartreuse Parlor
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
curious voyeur institution
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You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
curious voyeur institution
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couple weeks ago. you?
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Vengeful violent electric furnace

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Wild Disturbing Water Buffalo Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Rose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stag Film Friendly Grandma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Passionate bat shit crazy volcanic crater den

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Yapping Chartreuse Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: 180 spot

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Rose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Yapping Chartreuse Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: heady smoky orchestra pit black woman

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: charismatic offensive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: provocative university

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: frum buff hominid

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored School Cafeteria Kitty Cat

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Yapping Chartreuse Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Charcoal Aggressive Tank

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Pale plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Adventurous brindle philosopher-king

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone henna gay wizard stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: startling fat ankles crotch

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Pale plaza becky

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Vengeful violent electric furnace

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: charismatic offensive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: house-broken french chef

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: curious voyeur institution

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: house-broken french chef

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: curious voyeur institution

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Yapping Chartreuse Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Spectacular domesticated mexican

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: carmine selfie

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: histrionic bearded cuckoldry space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Adventurous brindle philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Vengeful violent electric furnace

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: curious voyeur institution

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Vengeful violent electric furnace

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Vengeful violent electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Motley preventive strike public bath

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: primrose pozpig

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Rose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Main People

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: curious voyeur institution

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Galvanic Main People

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Main People

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: walnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Motley preventive strike public bath

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine Stag Film Friendly Grandma

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Motley preventive strike public bath

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: misanthropic cruise ship

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: frum buff hominid

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Main People

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: misanthropic cruise ship

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: histrionic bearded cuckoldry space

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: French crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: histrionic bearded cuckoldry space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: crawly talking round eye

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Magenta incel station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Claret electric lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: frum buff hominid

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: French crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Background Story Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Blue old irish cottage heaven

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: odious school liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Yapping Chartreuse Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: frum buff hominid

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: vivacious faggot firefighter private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2E#49706376)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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