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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Supple corn cake
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Lake Sick Base Sandwich
  04/18/25
Cr.
slap-happy pale useless brakes shrine
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
confused mauve mad-dog skullcap church
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
low-t yellow roast beef incel
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Dashing red stock car
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
High-end knife private investor
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
High-end knife private investor
  04/18/25
...
180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse
  04/18/25
...
edge node device
  08/17/26
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
geriatric faggot firefighter spot
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Insecure athletic conference menage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Electric shimmering property
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Electric shimmering property
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Brindle haunted graveyard locus
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Brindle haunted graveyard locus
  04/18/25
...
Mentally Impaired Black Woman Plaza
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
turquoise multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/18/25
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Elite Theatre Preventive Strike
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Electric shimmering property
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Lake Sick Base Sandwich
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
boomer dad
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
screen memories
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
9 follower twitter race scientist
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
boomer dad
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Supple corn cake

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Lake Sick Base Sandwich

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: slap-happy pale useless brakes shrine

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: confused mauve mad-dog skullcap church

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: low-t yellow roast beef incel

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Dashing red stock car

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: High-end knife private investor

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: High-end knife private investor

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: 180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: edge node device (Prestige Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: geriatric faggot firefighter spot

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: 180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Insecure athletic conference menage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: 180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Electric shimmering property

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: 180 Saffron Mediation Crackhouse

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Electric shimmering property

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Brindle haunted graveyard locus

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Brindle haunted graveyard locus

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Black Woman Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Elite Theatre Preventive Strike

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Electric shimmering property

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Lake Sick Base Sandwich

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Toilet Seat Coldplay Fan

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: boomer dad

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: 9 follower twitter race scientist

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: boomer dad

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2E#50073656)