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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Wild Brunch
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Tan Sound Barrier Center
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Exciting Yellow Roast Beef
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Adventurous Clown
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Aromatic Avocado Sanctuary
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
cerebral kitchen
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Wild Brunch
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
mildly autistic trailer park
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Orchid stimulating public bath sandwich
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
stirring love of her life
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Razzle Regret
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/29/25
no
Razzle Regret
  08/29/25
Eat shit
contagious university
  08/29/25
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  08/28/25
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contagious university
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Cordovan National Security Agency
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
obsidian irradiated hospital
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Flushed Thriller School Cafeteria Incel
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
obsidian irradiated hospital
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Olive Community Account Death Wish
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
splenetic athletic conference stag film
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Tan Sound Barrier Center
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Tan Sound Barrier Center
  08/28/25
wow
Aromatic Avocado Sanctuary
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
swashbuckling forum prole
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Sienna Brethren
  08/29/25
...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Vigorous soggy gunner coldplay fan
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
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  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Wild Brunch

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Tan Sound Barrier Center

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Exciting Yellow Roast Beef

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Clown

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Sanctuary

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: cerebral kitchen

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Wild Brunch

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic trailer park

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Orchid stimulating public bath sandwich

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: stirring love of her life

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle Regret

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Razzle Regret

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: contagious university

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Razzle Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: contagious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Cordovan National Security Agency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: obsidian irradiated hospital

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Flushed Thriller School Cafeteria Incel

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated hospital

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Olive Community Account Death Wish

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: splenetic athletic conference stag film

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Tan Sound Barrier Center

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Tan Sound Barrier Center

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum prole

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Sienna Brethren

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Resort

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vigorous soggy gunner coldplay fan

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mustard cocky deer antler shrine

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2E#50102080)