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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Lilac chapel idiot
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Blathering parlor mediation
  04/01/26
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Aphrodisiac Heaven
  04/01/26
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yellow cruise ship trump supporter
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Sticky community account resort
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
bearded shimmering sandwich
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Sticky community account resort
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Aphrodisiac Heaven
  04/01/26
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Lilac chapel idiot
  04/01/26
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yellow cruise ship trump supporter
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
floppy unholy ratface half-breed
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Buck-toothed Location
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Aphrodisiac Heaven
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
stubborn idea he suggested casino
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Bipolar Dog Poop
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Multi-colored drab prole
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Sticky community account resort
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Mewling electric bawdyhouse bbw
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
sapphire main people rehab
  04/01/26
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Blathering parlor mediation
  04/01/26
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razzle-dazzle scarlet hospital
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
swashbuckling mentally impaired toilet seat base
  04/01/26
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yellow cruise ship trump supporter
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Gaped Sweet Tailpipe Lettuce
  04/01/26
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stirring stage
  04/01/26
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Blathering parlor mediation
  04/01/26
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Exciting Meetinghouse
  04/01/26
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sienna mildly autistic party of the first part piazza
  04/01/26
...
Vibrant theater stage telephone
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Navy boiling water
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Sticky community account resort
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Gaped Sweet Tailpipe Lettuce
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Rambunctious pungent foreskin
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
contagious shivering keepsake machete
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
yellow cruise ship trump supporter
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Navy boiling water
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Aromatic Tripping Friendly Grandma Trailer Park
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Primrose Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Galvanic splenetic pisswyrm crackhouse
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Cerebral church building
  04/01/26
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Navy boiling water
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
sienna mildly autistic party of the first part piazza
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Cruel-hearted new version faggotry
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Vibrant theater stage telephone
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Lilac chapel idiot

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Blathering parlor mediation

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Sticky community account resort

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: bearded shimmering sandwich

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Sticky community account resort

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Lilac chapel idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: floppy unholy ratface half-breed

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Location

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: stubborn idea he suggested casino

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bipolar Dog Poop

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored drab prole

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Sticky community account resort

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Mewling electric bawdyhouse bbw

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: sapphire main people rehab

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Blathering parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling mentally impaired toilet seat base

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Gaped Sweet Tailpipe Lettuce

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Blathering parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: sienna mildly autistic party of the first part piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Navy boiling water

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Sticky community account resort

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Gaped Sweet Tailpipe Lettuce

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious pungent foreskin

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: contagious shivering keepsake machete

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: yellow cruise ship trump supporter

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Navy boiling water

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Tripping Friendly Grandma Trailer Park

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Primrose Scourge Upon The Earth

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic pisswyrm crackhouse

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cerebral church building

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Navy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: sienna mildly autistic party of the first part piazza

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted new version faggotry

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Vibrant theater stage telephone

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787327)