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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  09/15/13
explain.
vigorous black woman
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Bateful cocky mother personal credit line
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
slap-happy puce mexican area
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
bull headed razzmatazz wrinkle alpha
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Dull shrine idiot
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Bearded Station Milk
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Bateful cocky mother personal credit line
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
pea-brained mahogany meetinghouse macaca
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Light Passionate Lodge
  09/15/13
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Exciting Institution Water Buffalo
  09/15/13
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vigorous black woman
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Bateful cocky mother personal credit line
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  09/15/13
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provocative underhanded state
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Buck-toothed abusive nursing home trust fund
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
zombie-like set
  09/15/13
its ok.
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
histrionic main people
  09/25/15
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Beady-eyed tanning salon
  12/03/15
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cyan sanctuary blood rage
  12/03/15
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Beady-eyed tanning salon
  01/22/16
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Chestnut Mad-dog Skullcap Public Bath
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provocative underhanded state
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/22/16
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cyan sanctuary blood rage
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Turquoise hell
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Turquoise hell
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Beady-eyed tanning salon
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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dark rough-skinned faggot firefighter
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
white heaven
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
mind-boggling stage
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
contagious idea he suggested
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mint school cafeteria ceo
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: vigorous black woman

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Bateful cocky mother personal credit line

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: slap-happy puce mexican area

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: bull headed razzmatazz wrinkle alpha

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Dull shrine idiot

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Bearded Station Milk

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Bateful cocky mother personal credit line

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: pea-brained mahogany meetinghouse macaca

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Light Passionate Lodge

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Exciting Institution Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: vigorous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Bateful cocky mother personal credit line

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: provocative underhanded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed abusive nursing home trust fund

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: zombie-like set

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: histrionic main people

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Chestnut Mad-dog Skullcap Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: provocative underhanded state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Turquoise hell

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Turquoise hell

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Hairless crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: dark rough-skinned faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: white heaven

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: contagious idea he suggested

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: mint school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#48867830)