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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
histrionic nowag
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
...
Glittery Iridescent Athletic Conference Orchestra Pit
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Contagious love of her life
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  01/29/16
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grizzly deranged public bath dysfunction
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
stirring talking sanctuary
  07/03/15
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Talented disturbing dilemma
  07/09/15
180 lulz
Floppy Azn National Security Agency
  09/01/15
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Azure rehab hominid
  09/03/15
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Gay fluffy bbw spot
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
stirring talking sanctuary
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
sooty impertinent den half-breed
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
cocky flushed resort
  07/03/15
Rude
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
lascivious yapping shrine
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
transparent pit
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
transparent pit
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Insane cerebral market
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Coiffed beady-eyed puppy
  07/03/15
lol
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
supple snowy hell
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Red greedy school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
milky excitant karate pistol
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Contagious love of her life
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
sooty impertinent den half-breed
  07/03/15
180
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
bossy incel
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
white concupiscible boiling water piazza
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
opaque vivacious mad cow disease
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
transparent pit
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Passionate Institution Double Fault
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
zombie-like filthpig dragon
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
underhanded self-absorbed field
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Flickering claret temple old irish cottage
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
orchid crawly police squad
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
vibrant house-broken knife state
  09/01/15
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medicated umber internal respiration indian lodge
  09/03/15
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Mentally Impaired Gas Station
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
olive home
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
180
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  01/30/16
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  05/14/16
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
?
mustard cumskin
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
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  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Soggy Famous Landscape Painting
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Ungodly sinister abode
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: histrionic nowag

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Glittery Iridescent Athletic Conference Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious love of her life

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: grizzly deranged public bath dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: stirring talking sanctuary

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Talented disturbing dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Floppy Azn National Security Agency

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Azure rehab hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Gay fluffy bbw spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: stirring talking sanctuary

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: sooty impertinent den half-breed

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: cocky flushed resort

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: lascivious yapping shrine

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: transparent pit

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: transparent pit

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Insane cerebral market

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Coiffed beady-eyed puppy

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: supple snowy hell

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Red greedy school cafeteria keepsake machete

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: milky excitant karate pistol

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Contagious love of her life

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: sooty impertinent den half-breed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: bossy incel

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: white concupiscible boiling water piazza

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: opaque vivacious mad cow disease

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: transparent pit

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Passionate Institution Double Fault

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: zombie-like filthpig dragon

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: underhanded self-absorbed field

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Flickering claret temple old irish cottage

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: orchid crawly police squad

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: vibrant house-broken knife state

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: medicated umber internal respiration indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: olive home

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: french coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: mustard cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: mustard cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: mustard cumskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: mustard cumskin

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Ungodly sinister abode

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Ungodly sinister abode

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Fragrant national becky

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Submissive chocolate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: mustard cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Soggy Famous Landscape Painting

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: mustard cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Black site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: mustard cumskin

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: mustard cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Black site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: cobalt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2Reputation#49800158)