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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
sick boiling water
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Garnet Bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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diverse snowy pocket flask cuck
  04/01/26
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Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Electric Brass Messiness
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
diverse snowy pocket flask cuck
  04/01/26
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sick boiling water
  04/01/26
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Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Razzle-dazzle Locus
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
poppy territorial orchestra pit
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
diverse snowy pocket flask cuck
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
chestnut provocative theatre
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
nighttime kitty cat
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
khaki spectacular gaping
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Glittery mother crackhouse
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Glittery mother crackhouse
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
Balding Anal Double Fault
  04/01/26
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Garnet Bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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olive boyish selfie voyeur
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Beady-eyed arrogant area
  04/01/26
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Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Naked Irradiated Travel Guidebook
  04/01/26
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demanding talking institution headpube
  04/01/26
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Garnet Bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
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ultramarine patrolman garrison
  04/01/26
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splenetic den fat ankles
  04/01/26
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Stimulating Son Of Senegal Site
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
comical tripping persian location
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Naked Irradiated Travel Guidebook
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Onyx hideous public bath chad
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
light corn cake
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
comical tripping persian location
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Talented National Wrinkle
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Gay base love of her life
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
know-it-all tantric stead clown
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
razzmatazz massive newt
  04/01/26
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comical tripping persian location
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
splenetic den fat ankles
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Salmon vivacious abode windowlicker
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Stimulating Son Of Senegal Site
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: sick boiling water

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Garnet Bawdyhouse

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: diverse snowy pocket flask cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Electric Brass Messiness

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: diverse snowy pocket flask cuck

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: sick boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locus

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: poppy territorial orchestra pit

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: diverse snowy pocket flask cuck

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: chestnut provocative theatre

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: nighttime kitty cat

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: khaki spectacular gaping

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery mother crackhouse

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Glittery mother crackhouse

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Balding Anal Double Fault

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Garnet Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: olive boyish selfie voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed arrogant area

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Naked Irradiated Travel Guidebook

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: demanding talking institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Garnet Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: ultramarine patrolman garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic den fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Stimulating Son Of Senegal Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: comical tripping persian location

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Aphrodisiac Chapel

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Naked Irradiated Travel Guidebook

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Onyx hideous public bath chad

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: light corn cake

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Awkward bull headed cruise ship milk

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: comical tripping persian location

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Talented National Wrinkle

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Gay base love of her life

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: know-it-all tantric stead clown

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz massive newt

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: comical tripping persian location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: splenetic den fat ankles

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Salmon vivacious abode windowlicker

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Son Of Senegal Site

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Reputation#49787327)