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Comical Market
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Honey-headed heady space
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I saved one life
Pink low-t business firm
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
Blathering hospital
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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garnet address
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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garnet address
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Self defense?
Free-loading candlestick maker
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Honey-headed heady space
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Ricky
Green athletic conference whorehouse
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cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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(Rudolph)
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Burgundy Feces
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Zombie-like obsidian menage
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Zombie-like obsidian menage
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Soul-stirring Cruise Ship Indirect Expression
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
Zombie-like obsidian menage
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
pea-brained geriatric doctorate
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
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lmao
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cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
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supple fighting lay masturbator
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180
Blathering hospital
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Pumo scum
Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Dark Costumed Associate Native
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
aromatic house-broken garrison
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Crawly dashing bbw kitty
  04/11/26
that is brave
Pink low-t business firm
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Crawly dashing bbw kitty
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Pink low-t business firm
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
aromatic house-broken garrison
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Azure soggy giraffe gunner
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Zombie-like obsidian menage
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We've got time
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sienna excitant main people
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Green athletic conference whorehouse
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Burgundy Feces
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Vermilion misanthropic ticket booth party of the first part
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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Carnelian kitchen
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Zombie-like obsidian menage
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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  04/11/26
how many
grizzly stag film roommate
  04/28/26
Driven a Zamboni
talking useless brakes
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180 wholesome unique experience
pea-brained geriatric doctorate
  04/11/26
tyty
talking useless brakes
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
talking useless brakes
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180
sepia hyperactive codepig boltzmann
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office
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Azure soggy giraffe gunner
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wtf
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pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
galvanic dead stage reading party
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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cowardly selfie death wish
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Burgundy Feces
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Stubborn lodge knife
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Winner
Blathering hospital
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unhinged weed whacker
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I smoked crack with him.
titillating bespoke parlor people who are hurt
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
mint nighttime scourge upon the earth
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pea-brained geriatric doctorate
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
sexy parlour roast beef
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Narcissist
Azure soggy giraffe gunner
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Coon
sexy parlour roast beef
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Iridescent national security agency library
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
sexy parlour roast beef
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Iridescent national security agency library
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?
sexy parlour roast beef
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Iridescent national security agency library
  04/12/26
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sexy parlour roast beef
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Iridescent national security agency library
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
sexy parlour roast beef
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Iridescent national security agency library
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
bat-shit-crazy lime senate coldplay fan
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Iridescent national security agency library
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
sexy parlour roast beef
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Iridescent national security agency library
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Brass Hissy Fit Church
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garnet address
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
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sexy parlour roast beef
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Plum Institution Volcanic Crater
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Big-titted black theatre
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
hateful rigor orchestra pit
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
hateful rigor orchestra pit
  04/13/26
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cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Plum Institution Volcanic Crater
  04/13/26
you're 60?
trip yarmulke son of senegal
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cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
concupiscible corner
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
sienna excitant main people
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Vivacious sound barrier den
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
concupiscible corner
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
trip yarmulke son of senegal
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Vivacious sound barrier den
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
trip yarmulke son of senegal
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/12/26
180
Naked ocher property
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Histrionic Impressive Windowlicker Pit
  04/12/26
180!
Naked ocher property
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
bat-shit-crazy lime senate coldplay fan
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
galvanic dead stage reading party
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
galvanic dead stage reading party
  04/14/26
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cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Hideous wild idiot tattoo
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
galvanic dead stage reading party
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
pea-brained geriatric doctorate
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
hateful rigor orchestra pit
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
red affirmative action
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
coiffed sanctuary
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
trip yarmulke son of senegal
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
hateful rigor orchestra pit
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Hideous wild idiot tattoo
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...
trip yarmulke son of senegal
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Yapping Home Therapy
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
odious center new version
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Arousing crotch
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
topaz judgmental queen of the night
  04/13/26
ouch
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
topaz judgmental queen of the night
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
topaz judgmental queen of the night
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Carnelian kitchen
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
topaz judgmental queen of the night
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/15/26
not me
topaz judgmental queen of the night
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...
topaz judgmental queen of the night
  04/14/26
genuine lol
blue 180 regret gas station
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Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
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180
Plum Institution Volcanic Crater
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180
galvanic dead stage reading party
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
hairraiser foreskin
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
cowardly selfie death wish
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
charcoal exciting temple kitty cat
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180
Naked ocher property
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charcoal exciting temple kitty cat
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Naked ocher property
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Irradiated shrine toilet seat
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😎
charcoal exciting temple kitty cat
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Naked ocher property
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Out-of-control Fiercely-loyal Box Office
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Snowy provocative hall
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
charismatic dilemma psychic
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Bossy lake round eye half-breed
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Chrome house karate
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
blue 180 regret gas station
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
blue 180 regret gas station
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
blue 180 regret gas station
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
pea-brained geriatric doctorate
  04/16/26
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hateful rigor orchestra pit
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
appetizing step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
supple fighting lay masturbator
  04/15/26
excited?
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
appetizing step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
appetizing step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
...
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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Honey-headed heady space
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
appetizing step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Honey-headed heady space
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
appetizing step-uncle's house newt
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Honey-headed heady space
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
cerebral unholy university philosopher-king
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
supple fighting lay masturbator
  04/15/26
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cordovan messiness pisswyrm
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Naked ocher property
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
mentally impaired point
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...
Burgundy Feces
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Stirring prole crackhouse
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
cordovan messiness pisswyrm
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Free-loading candlestick maker
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Transparent rough-skinned heaven wagecucks
  04/17/26
...
Naked ocher property
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
learning disabled bronze hunting ground
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Azure soggy giraffe gunner
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
claret bawdyhouse
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
claret bawdyhouse
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fkk it's too outable to say
Exhilarant purple nursing home pervert
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sienna excitant main people
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...
Naked ocher property
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been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Opaque range really tough guy
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
grizzly stag film roommate
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
Shimmering chad
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
pea-brained geriatric doctorate
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
disturbing personal credit line
  05/01/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Comical Market



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady space

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Pink low-t business firm

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bateful rehab

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Blathering hospital

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady space



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: unhinged weed whacker



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Saffron Curious Chapel Milk



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Stubborn lodge knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811706)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Carnelian kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816492)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: sepia hyperactive codepig boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: supple fighting lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Green athletic conference whorehouse

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: garnet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: garnet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Free-loading candlestick maker

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Honey-headed heady space

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Green athletic conference whorehouse

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: sickened patrolman sandwich

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Burgundy Feces

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Cruise Ship Indirect Expression

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Green athletic conference whorehouse

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Maroon contagious dragon piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: talking useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Spectacular locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: supple fighting lay masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Blathering hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Dark Costumed Associate Native

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic house-broken garrison

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Crawly dashing bbw kitty

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Pink low-t business firm

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Crawly dashing bbw kitty

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Pink low-t business firm

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: aromatic house-broken garrison

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Azure soggy giraffe gunner

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Maroon contagious dragon piazza

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: sienna excitant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Green athletic conference whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Burgundy Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Vermilion misanthropic ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: sienna excitant main people

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Stimulating Henna Church Building Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: poppy background story indian lodge

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Carnelian kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian menage

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal school cuckoldry

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: grizzly stag film roommate

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: talking useless brakes

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: talking useless brakes

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Chocolate startling station dog poop

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: talking useless brakes

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: sepia hyperactive codepig boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Electric Godawful Brethren Principal's Office

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Onyx Useless National Mad-dog Skullcap

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Azure soggy giraffe gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: mint nighttime scourge upon the earth

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Burgundy Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: pearly swashbuckling friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: bearded black woman theater

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Vivacious sound barrier den

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: galvanic dead stage reading party

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Vivacious sound barrier den

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: cowardly selfie death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Burgundy Feces

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Stubborn lodge knife

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Blathering hospital

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: unhinged weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: titillating bespoke parlor people who are hurt

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: mint nighttime scourge upon the earth

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Azure soggy giraffe gunner

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lime senate coldplay fan

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Iridescent national security agency library

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Brass Hissy Fit Church

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: garnet address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: sexy parlour roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Plum Institution Volcanic Crater

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Big-titted black theatre

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: hateful rigor orchestra pit

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: hateful rigor orchestra pit

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Wonderful demanding tanning salon place of business

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Plum Institution Volcanic Crater

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: trip yarmulke son of senegal

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: concupiscible corner

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: sienna excitant main people

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious sound barrier den

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: concupiscible corner

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: trip yarmulke son of senegal

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Vivacious sound barrier den

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: trip yarmulke son of senegal

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Naked ocher property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Histrionic Impressive Windowlicker Pit

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Naked ocher property

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lime senate coldplay fan

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: galvanic dead stage reading party

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: galvanic dead stage reading party

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Hideous wild idiot tattoo

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic dead stage reading party

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: hateful rigor orchestra pit

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: red affirmative action

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: coiffed sanctuary

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: trip yarmulke son of senegal

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hateful rigor orchestra pit

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Hideous wild idiot tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: trip yarmulke son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Yapping Home Therapy

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: odious center new version

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Arousing crotch

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian kitchen

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: topaz judgmental queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: blue 180 regret gas station

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Plum Institution Volcanic Crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: galvanic dead stage reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: hairraiser foreskin

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: cowardly selfie death wish

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: charcoal exciting temple kitty cat

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Naked ocher property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: charcoal exciting temple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Irradiated shrine toilet seat

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: charcoal exciting temple kitty cat

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control Fiercely-loyal Box Office

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Snowy provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: charismatic dilemma psychic

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Bossy lake round eye half-breed

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Chrome house karate

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: blue 180 regret gas station

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: blue 180 regret gas station

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: blue 180 regret gas station

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Flatulent lilac spot antidepressant drug

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: hateful rigor orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house newt

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: supple fighting lay masturbator

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house newt

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house newt

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house newt

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady space

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: appetizing step-uncle's house newt

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed heady space

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: cerebral unholy university philosopher-king

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: supple fighting lay masturbator

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: fragrant clear sweet tailpipe partner

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired point

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Burgundy Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Stirring prole crackhouse

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: cordovan messiness pisswyrm

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Free-loading candlestick maker

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Transparent rough-skinned heaven wagecucks

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: learning disabled bronze hunting ground

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Azure soggy giraffe gunner

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: claret bawdyhouse

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: claret bawdyhouse

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant purple nursing home pervert

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: sienna excitant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Naked ocher property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Opaque range really tough guy

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: grizzly stag film roommate

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Shimmering chad

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: pea-brained geriatric doctorate

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: disturbing personal credit line

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49858354)