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Could you win the Tour de France if you got 12 hour head start each day?

You could leisurely do the riding in the cool morning and ev...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
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milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
the mountain stages and flatland stages are maybe around 5 t...
bearded native marketing idea
  07/08/26
Yeah I went to a mountain stage irl and they fucking zoomed ...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
they're machines
bearded native marketing idea
  07/08/26
their super human athletes. 80–90 VO2 and 400-500 wat...
Supple Feces French Chef
  07/08/26
Yeah but 12 hours is a big lead
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miWlfAlllOI&list=PLm69e5...
Odious bonkers library
  07/08/26
Libs have zero answer to this
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
Absolutely not. Not on the flats, where you’d be ri...
Bat shit crazy station
  07/08/26
stages are like 100-120 miles. You couldn't average 10mph? T...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
If the bet here was “can you win any stage at random&r...
Bat shit crazy station
  07/08/26
Yeah your taint would be absolutely destroyed
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
I can't, my taint
bearded native marketing idea
  07/08/26
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apoplectic out-of-control abode
  07/08/26
way ahead of you
sticky bistre house
  07/08/26
I'd do half of the stage, take a lunch break where I take a ...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
based
Unhinged Arousing Stage Sweet Tailpipe
  07/08/26
Cool hypo, can you link to any faggy youtubers walking those...
opaque well-lubricated gaming laptop
  07/08/26
Normie: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2tiYTO7pB70 Pro:...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
Holy shit 180 and insane, we should be putting those guys to...
opaque well-lubricated gaming laptop
  07/08/26
12 hour head start is way, way too much. I'd win most, if no...
sticky bistre house
  07/08/26
Yeah the buffer you'd get on the TTs makes this a doable hyp...
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
you wouldnt even finish a mountain stage
Supple Feces French Chef
  07/08/26
Change into comfy shoes and push bike
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26
CR. And the mountain stages aren't up and down steep hills t...
sticky bistre house
  07/08/26
I would die on the road at some point
Overrated emerald school giraffe
  07/08/26
(Tom Simpson)
milky macaca hospital
  07/08/26


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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

You could leisurely do the riding in the cool morning and even walk your bike uphill do you think you could do this for 3 weeks and win? So as soon as you finish each day the clock would start and the next rider to finish is that far behind you. I reckon I could do it with 2-3 hours but I'm a fit guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986733)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986782)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: bearded native marketing idea

the mountain stages and flatland stages are maybe around 5 to 6 hours each?

so I would have about 3 times as long as the actual riders to do them

I think it's feasible but it would be tough, the pace at which those guys fly up a mountain is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986797)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Yeah I went to a mountain stage irl and they fucking zoomed up a hill that was tiring for me to walk up and I'm a fit sporty guy especially back them. I think contador set a watts/kg record that day that still stands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986801)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: bearded native marketing idea

they're machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986806)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Supple Feces French Chef

their super human athletes. 80–90 VO2 and 400-500 watts for more than a few minutes is crazy. im going with no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986802)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Yeah but 12 hours is a big lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986821)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Odious bonkers library

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miWlfAlllOI&list=PLm69e5uphTZw60fA8n3SkHaY12JFwCyCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986803)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Libs have zero answer to this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986839)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy station

Absolutely not.

Not on the flats, where you’d be riding the same distance as them without any benefit of the draft. Sure you’d beat them on a given day, but it would wear on you.

Not in the mountains, where they can sustain a watts/KG for an hour that I could barely touch for a minute.

And most certainly not over the course of three weeks where a single day’s DNF invalidates your whole effort.

I’d absolutely crush their times on the TT though. Make this a spring classic and it’s an easy “yes”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986828)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

stages are like 100-120 miles. You couldn't average 10mph? The real limiter would be time in the saddle & dealing with saddle sores etc. I guess the average person couldn't do 100 miles on a bike no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986832)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy station

If the bet here was “can you win any stage at random” then yes, I’m a cyclist and wouldn’t have much trouble. I’ve even ridden a hilly double century at well above a 10 mph pace. But I’ve also ridden every day for two weeks before and was beat to hell after. I think the strong likelihood is that most people, even reasonably fit ones, crack or get injured in the second or third week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986842)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Yeah your taint would be absolutely destroyed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986846)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: bearded native marketing idea

I can't, my taint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986884)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: apoplectic out-of-control abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986892)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: sticky bistre house

way ahead of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986925)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

I'd do half of the stage, take a lunch break where I take a shower and get a massage and change into dry clothes, socks etc and finish the rest. I'd time it so I finish just before the real guys so the fans are there cheering etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986836)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Unhinged Arousing Stage Sweet Tailpipe

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49987005)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: opaque well-lubricated gaming laptop

Cool hypo, can you link to any faggy youtubers walking those mountain stages to help contextualize how insanely steep and long they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986844)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Normie: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2tiYTO7pB70

Pro: https://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/1rjkpt5/those_two_mfs_were_going_so_damn_fast_i_could/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986855)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: opaque well-lubricated gaming laptop

Holy shit 180 and insane, we should be putting those guys to good use instead of letting them waste their lives cycling like queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986992)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: sticky bistre house

12 hour head start is way, way too much. I'd win most, if not all, stages, winning the race overall by many, many hours.

A couple of the stages are short (10-20 mile) time trials. I'd win all of those by 11 hours and add to my lead bigly.

Some of the stages are flat and "only" about 100 miles. I'd comfortably win those by 8+ hours each. E.g., I finish in a leisurely 8 hours. The real racers finish in 4 hours + my 12 hour buffer = 16 hours.

For the mountain stages, they'd get closer to me, but 12 hours (and being able to walk) is a huge buffer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986858)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Yeah the buffer you'd get on the TTs makes this a doable hypo even for fat lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986862)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Supple Feces French Chef

you wouldnt even finish a mountain stage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986866)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

Change into comfy shoes and push bike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986894)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: sticky bistre house

CR. And the mountain stages aren't up and down steep hills the whole time. E.g., Monday's stage had a big climb to start (7.6 km at 4.5%) followed by about 80km of flat riding before two more big climbs.

https://www.letour.fr/en/stage-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986936)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Overrated emerald school giraffe

I would die on the road at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986872)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: milky macaca hospital

(Tom Simpson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880839&forum_id=2Vannesa#49986891)