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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Trip chapel
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Dashing party of the first part ratface
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
navy parlor
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Walnut half-breed
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Concupiscible salmon menage depressive
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Concupiscible salmon menage depressive
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Floppy cyan love of her life
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Concupiscible salmon menage depressive
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
...
Provocative nursing home feces
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In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Dickens
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Walnut half-breed
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
wtf
slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Concupiscible salmon menage depressive
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
black gaping
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Orwell
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
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...
puce misunderstood psychic factory reset button
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...
Burgundy twinkling uncleanness house
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the spaceporn story
Floppy cyan love of her life
  08/28/26
...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
I really can't
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Triste!
Provocative nursing home feces
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I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
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https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
black gaping
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
black gaping
  08/27/26
oh good one
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
puce misunderstood psychic factory reset button
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Confused avocado national
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/27/26
No.
Confused avocado national
  08/27/26
Dracula
Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease
  08/28/26
Im gay
Naked Heady Ticket Booth
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Free-loading international law enforcement agency
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Burgundy twinkling uncleanness house
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Histrionic godawful jewess
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Primrose goyim sanctuary
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Free-loading international law enforcement agency
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Vibrant stead
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Provocative nursing home feces
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Vibrant stead
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Trip chapel

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Dashing party of the first part ratface

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: navy parlor

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Walnut half-breed

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon menage depressive

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon menage depressive

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy cyan love of her life

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon menage depressive

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Walnut half-breed

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: slimy keepsake machete sweet tailpipe

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon menage depressive

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: black gaping

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: puce misunderstood psychic factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Burgundy twinkling uncleanness house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Floppy cyan love of her life

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: black gaping

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: black gaping

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: puce misunderstood psychic factory reset button

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Confused avocado national

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Confused avocado national

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Stage Mad Cow Disease

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Naked Heady Ticket Booth

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Free-loading international law enforcement agency

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Burgundy twinkling uncleanness house

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Histrionic godawful jewess

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Primrose goyim sanctuary

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Free-loading international law enforcement agency

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Provocative nursing home feces

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Vibrant stead

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50138369)