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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
painfully honest floppy old irish cottage messiness
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Massive stead
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Obsidian passionate turdskin
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
excitant area coldplay fan
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
brass cocky deer antler macaca
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Free-loading indian lodge
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Free-loading indian lodge
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Apoplectic aromatic principal's office
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Brindle lodge toaster
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Brindle lodge toaster
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Free-loading indian lodge
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Massive stead
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Massive stead
  08/27/26
...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Massive stead
  08/27/26
edit ❌
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Massive stead
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Massive stead
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Dickens
Massive stead
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
anna karenina
brass cocky deer antler macaca
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Massive stead
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
wtf
Brindle lodge toaster
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Free-loading indian lodge
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
heady citrine philosopher-king school
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Orwell
Massive stead
  08/27/26
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Massive stead
  08/27/26
...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
...
snowy drunken sneaky criminal rehab
  08/27/26
...
idiotic mildly autistic tank library
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Apoplectic aromatic principal's office
  08/28/26
...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
I really can't
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Massive stead
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Triste!
Massive stead
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Massive stead
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Massive stead
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
heady citrine philosopher-king school
  08/27/26
don't know :(
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
heady citrine philosopher-king school
  08/27/26
oh good one
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
snowy drunken sneaky criminal rehab
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Lilac boyish patrolman
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Massive stead
  08/27/26
No.
Lilac boyish patrolman
  08/27/26
Dracula
brilliant deranged nursing home alpha
  08/28/26
Im gay
Racy Pocket Flask
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
contagious frum trailer park
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
idiotic mildly autistic tank library
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Pungent whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Rambunctious rusted base friendly grandma
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
contagious frum trailer park
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
dashing den
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Massive stead
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
dashing den
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: painfully honest floppy old irish cottage messiness

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Massive stead

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Obsidian passionate turdskin

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: excitant area coldplay fan

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: brass cocky deer antler macaca

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Free-loading indian lodge

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Free-loading indian lodge

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Apoplectic aromatic principal's office

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Brindle lodge toaster

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Brindle lodge toaster

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Free-loading indian lodge

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Massive stead

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Massive stead

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Massive stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Massive stead

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Massive stead

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Massive stead

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Massive stead

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: brass cocky deer antler macaca

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Massive stead

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Brindle lodge toaster

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Free-loading indian lodge

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: heady citrine philosopher-king school

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Massive stead

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Massive stead

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: snowy drunken sneaky criminal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: idiotic mildly autistic tank library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Apoplectic aromatic principal's office

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Massive stead

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Massive stead

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Massive stead

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Massive stead

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Massive stead

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Massive stead

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Massive stead

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Massive stead

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Massive stead

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: heady citrine philosopher-king school

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: heady citrine philosopher-king school

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: snowy drunken sneaky criminal rehab

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Lilac boyish patrolman

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Massive stead

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Lilac boyish patrolman

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: brilliant deranged nursing home alpha

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Racy Pocket Flask

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: contagious frum trailer park

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: idiotic mildly autistic tank library

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Pungent whorehouse volcanic crater

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious rusted base friendly grandma

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: contagious frum trailer park

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: dashing den

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Massive stead

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: dashing den

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Vannesa#50147796)