Flirted all night with hot chick at the bar & she got stolen from me
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Date: June 16th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: passionate underhanded clown
Out at the Home Bar in Bigfork, Montana. Really underrated place on Flathead Lake which many are calling the American Riviera. Flirting with this absolutely stunning chick all night, buying her drinks, she's touchy feely, laughing at all my hilarious 180 xo jokes, sitting on my lap, etc.
Toward the end of the night this guy in a 3 piece suit comes and sits next to us, introduces himself to her. Tells her he just bought a huge vacation house on the lake. He says to her "I just banked the SpaceX IPO and I have more money than God himself. I'll never have to work again. You know that cash register noise that goes cha-ching? Imagine hearing that with each powerful thrust of me going into you. Don't go home with this quarter-zip loser. Mr. casual Friday over here." He then got 3 sets of car keys out of his pocket and dropped them on the bar. A Ferrari, a Lamborghini, and an Audi. He said "you can choose our ride".
I could see I had lost her and I just walked away. Whole night wasted.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874668&forum_id=2Vannesa#49941888) |
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