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Razzle den corn cake
  02/20/26
out the firm
chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Slate Shivering Nowag Tank
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
Mint infuriating area karate
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Slate Shivering Nowag Tank
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law&...
Razzmatazz forum
  03/05/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
...
chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
drab locale elastic band
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
multi-colored hideous circlehead site
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Impressive ungodly toilet seat hairy legs
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
vibrant indian lodge reading party
  02/20/26
tp
Abnormal claret school cafeteria striped hyena
  02/20/26
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Mischievous coral chapel background story
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
odious ticket booth
  02/20/26
...
Snowy abusive shitlib
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
Milky floppy address
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Abnormal claret school cafeteria striped hyena
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
racy cream hominid
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Impressive ungodly toilet seat hairy legs
  02/23/26
...
Bright Sick Community Account
  02/23/26
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fighting bawdyhouse fanboi
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
useless light space party of the first part
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
insanely creepy ceo rehab
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
drab locale elastic band
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
diverse friendly grandma
  02/22/26
great word ty
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
ruby vivacious mediation
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
motley stage
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
multi-colored hideous circlehead site
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
multi-colored hideous circlehead site
  02/22/26
scholarship
Razzle den corn cake
  02/22/26
...
chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
Puce Market Idea He Suggested
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
Titillating pea-brained foreskin
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Mint infuriating area karate
  02/23/26
...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
Milky floppy address
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
Puce Market Idea He Suggested
  02/23/26
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chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Slate Shivering Nowag Tank
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Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
insanely creepy ceo rehab
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
insanely creepy ceo rehab
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
Puce Market Idea He Suggested
  02/21/26
...
chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  02/21/26
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Razzle den corn cake
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
dull property
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Razzmatazz forum
  03/05/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
comical senate patrolman
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
multi-colored hideous circlehead site
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
Puce Market Idea He Suggested
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
...
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Bright Sick Community Account
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Bright Sick Community Account
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
Mint infuriating area karate
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
Swashbuckling sneaky criminal gaping
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
spectacular principal's office
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
Puce Market Idea He Suggested
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/23/26
...
Bateful orange goyim wagecucks
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
useless light space party of the first part
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
Shaky heady state
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
Razzle den corn cake
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
fighting bawdyhouse fanboi
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Razzle den corn cake
  03/03/26
The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS
useless light space party of the first part
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/ This is one i...
Razzle den corn cake
  03/05/26
Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big ...
useless light space party of the first part
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lcframpto 2h Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my care...
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isita_0707 1h You are such an inspiration!! What matt...
excitant masturbator
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“the lsats”
useless light space party of the first part
  03/06/26
She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on O...
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Charismatic sanctuary
  03/05/26
Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genre...
Razzmatazz forum
  03/05/26
i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyo...
Razzle den corn cake
  03/06/26
Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, wha...
Razzmatazz forum
  03/06/26
how Frutiger Aero of you
Razzle den corn cake
  03/06/26
TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L p...
Razzmatazz forum
  03/06/26
do you have her contact info?
Razzle den corn cake
  03/06/26
check out these videos from her birthday! https://www.i...
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  07/26/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Slate Shivering Nowag Tank

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Mint infuriating area karate

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Slate Shivering Nowag Tank

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz forum

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: drab locale elastic band

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored hideous circlehead site

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Impressive ungodly toilet seat hairy legs

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: vibrant indian lodge reading party

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Abnormal claret school cafeteria striped hyena

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Mischievous coral chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: odious ticket booth

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Snowy abusive shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Milky floppy address

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Abnormal claret school cafeteria striped hyena

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: racy cream hominid

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Impressive ungodly toilet seat hairy legs

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Bright Sick Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: useless light space party of the first part

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: insanely creepy ceo rehab

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: drab locale elastic band

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: diverse friendly grandma

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: ruby vivacious mediation

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: motley stage

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: multi-colored hideous circlehead site

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: multi-colored hideous circlehead site

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Puce Market Idea He Suggested

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Titillating pea-brained foreskin

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Mint infuriating area karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Milky floppy address

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Puce Market Idea He Suggested

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Slate Shivering Nowag Tank

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy ceo rehab

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy ceo rehab

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Puce Market Idea He Suggested

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: chrome mentally impaired whorehouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Razzle den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: dull property

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: comical senate patrolman

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: multi-colored hideous circlehead site

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Puce Market Idea He Suggested

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Bright Sick Community Account

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Bright Sick Community Account

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Mint infuriating area karate

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: irradiated olive international law enforcement agency stock car

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sneaky criminal gaping

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: spectacular principal's office

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Puce Market Idea He Suggested

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Bateful orange goyim wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: useless light space party of the first part

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Shaky heady state

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: fighting bawdyhouse fanboi

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed roommate parlor

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: useless light space party of the first part

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: useless light space party of the first part

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: excitant masturbator

lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: excitant masturbator

faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: excitant masturbator

sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: excitant masturbator

isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: useless light space party of the first part

“the lsats”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720693)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: deep boiling water

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz forum

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49719862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.

she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)

can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720290)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz forum

Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, what can I say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720786)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

how Frutiger Aero of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720793)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz forum

TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L property casebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720813)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Razzle den corn cake

do you have her contact info?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#49720827)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Jonathan Niggerpenis ((zurich is stained))

check out these videos from her birthday!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRMnZJSUAl/

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRevHgtNJU/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Vannesa#50025656)