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IQ test for lawyers: explain John Roberts' judicial philosophy in < 5 sentences

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're al...
Swashbuckling associate
  06/30/26
See moniker
fragrant abode fortuitous meteor
  06/30/26
Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in...
Swashbuckling associate
  06/30/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&a...
fragrant abode fortuitous meteor
  06/30/26
That's all you got, we get it
Swashbuckling associate
  06/30/26
All anyone white needs
fragrant abode fortuitous meteor
  06/30/26
"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."...
talking gunner foreskin
  06/30/26
Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties,...
Swashbuckling associate
  06/30/26
Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are ...
talking gunner foreskin
  07/01/26
Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
Well, I am an officer of the court, after all
talking gunner foreskin
  07/01/26
Crippled by fear
High-end field
  07/01/26
A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself...
180 insecure dopamine indirect expression
  07/01/26
change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the...
Copper harsh house
  07/01/26
u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies&q...
Seedy casino lettuce
  07/01/26
Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky https://www.xoxoht...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
He’s trying to prevent a civil war
cobalt dragon
  07/01/26
He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters t...
nighttime site
  07/01/26
Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
yes
fragrant abode fortuitous meteor
  07/01/26
...
nighttime site
  07/01/26
"im gay"
Bat shit crazy aphrodisiac patrolman
  07/01/26
protect legitimacy of the court at all costs
Charismatic frum party of the first part
  07/01/26
false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's nev...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it ha...
rough-skinned partner
  07/01/26
In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a fe...
rough-skinned partner
  07/01/26
Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mol...
Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Half-breed
  07/01/26
avoid being yelled at and called “controversial”...
Avocado abusive nursing home giraffe
  07/01/26
close. Best one so far for sure
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
A scared man ### This has been a message from United Sta...
Clear digit ratio weed whacker
  07/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&foru...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26
did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade
Copper harsh house
  07/01/26
Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when ...
Swashbuckling associate
  07/01/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're allowed to use as many as four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971715)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: fragrant abode fortuitous meteor

See moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971727)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in that case. This is what I mean by shitcons being too low IQ to understand Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971733)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: fragrant abode fortuitous meteor

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&forum_id=2#40993963

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971743)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

That's all you got, we get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971765)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: fragrant abode fortuitous meteor

All anyone white needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971769)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: talking gunner foreskin

"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971810)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties, good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49971957)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: talking gunner foreskin

Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are almost never actually popular or the ones you invite to do anything other than get clowned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973234)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973475)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: talking gunner foreskin

Well, I am an officer of the court, after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974151)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: High-end field

Crippled by fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973223)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: 180 insecure dopamine indirect expression

A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself and the institution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973249)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Copper harsh house

change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the 1-way ratchet effect of the pervasive lib overreach->con fecklessness cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973251)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Seedy casino lettuce

u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies"

ljl law is so faggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973485)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1980647&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973634)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: cobalt dragon

He’s trying to prevent a civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973641)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: nighttime site

He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters tell him to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973642)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973657)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: fragrant abode fortuitous meteor

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973761)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: nighttime site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973904)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy aphrodisiac patrolman

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973652)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Charismatic frum party of the first part

protect legitimacy of the court at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973660)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's never been up for debate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974064)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned partner

It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it has evolved into Fuck this gay Earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973678)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973887)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned partner

I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a few years before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974280)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore himself never complained about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974283)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Pontificating Haunted Graveyard Half-breed

Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mold of Lindsay Graham and other gay icons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973893)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Avocado abusive nursing home giraffe

avoid being yelled at and called “controversial” by shitlib journalists at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49973903)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

close. Best one so far for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974017)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Clear digit ratio weed whacker

A scared man

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974035)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974066)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Copper harsh house

did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974221)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling associate

Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when they refused to raise their only persuasive arguments. It's funny because Alito still left them room to respond in that opinion. He's not saying the Constitution or the Bible commands this. The real question is whether libs will ever read the opinion and give it some thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2Vannesa#49974244)