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Karen and Bort Shitlibs: Just woke up from a coma -- how's TSLA doing? (TBF)
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
I assume it's basically been crashing since I went into a coma a month ago -- just as you guys have long been sneering predicted it would, since Elon is now a universally-hated retard and "Tesla" is basically just a huge scam that puts out shitty products that no one actually wants or likes.
Has it dropped back down below $100/share yet?
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
Wait, holy shit -- I just checked the ticker, and apparently TSLA had one of the biggest days in the history of the company yesterday and it literally just hit a new ATH?!
How is this possible?! I thought that now everyone hates Elon and knows that "Teslas" are actually SPS, and also nobody is buying those deathtraps anymore plus FSD has been exposed as a total scam???
Guys, please explain... I'm a fucking retard who is always wrong about everything, so I need some smart liberal geniuses who "get" what's REALLY going on with all of this crazy stuff to come ITT and smugly ELI5 why ackkkkkkshually Tesla is doing shitty, etc.
(Please remember to use small words and short sentences so I can try to follow along, TYIA.) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
Hey Liberal Friends: Any thoughts on this analysis of TSLA's current status and projected growth in 2026 - 2030? (I'm guessing that it's probably insane and retarded and totally wrong...)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/tesla-s-biggest-two-days-ever/vi-AA1Sslfi?ocid=msedgntp&pc=ASTS&cvid=69417e79e4ca402a9ee33b0263263823&ei=9 |
Date: December 16th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810905&forum_id=2Vannesa#49514432) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: bull headed halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810905&forum_id=2Vannesa#49514754) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
Real empty thread, brother... I can't seem to get even one single substantive response ITT for some reason...
I guess maybe I've simply lost my touch for creating content on XO??? |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: bull headed halford I bought TSLA bigly on your recommendation alone. Thank you for your continued contributions to our shitty little corner of the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810905&forum_id=2Vannesa#49514996) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
180, brother... love to see fellow based white goys making strides towards achieving permanent financial independence and the creation of lasting generational wealth!
Keep HODLing and fuck all of these faggot kikes forever. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: aphrodisiac sooty hunting ground I don't own any TSLA stock (directly, only through ETFs), but have always found it hysterical to read the detractors on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810905&forum_id=2Vannesa#49514799) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:07 PM Author: Sepia angry home philosopher-king Looks like it reached an ATH today. Is that good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810905&forum_id=2Vannesa#49514809) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
AFAIK TSLA is not literally currently at this exact moment sitting at its literal ATH (I think it went back down a little bit before trading closed) -- and that means that if you still own any TSLA right now, QED you didn't sell at the top and you're a fucking retard who foolishly chooses to hold onto shitty depreciating assets.
(But that's just based on what a bunch of REALLY smart liberal Jewish Pumos have been telling me about investing over the last 15 years, they all seem to be extremely good at it even though none of them have ever provided any receipts or made any falsifiable and documented prescient investment calls of their own, so I'll just have to take their word for it that they're experts and this is how things work.) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Hot Digit Ratio A chill PE of 333.
Burry MAF |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
If you think he's MAF now, just wait until I bump this thread in a year! |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Crusty Garrison Famous Landscape Painting To be fair,
Guys? Looks like it's about to break $500/share any day now... hello? Where are you all?
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