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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Talented depressive I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Crystalline toaster Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: Laughsome theater stage windowlicker Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Underhanded saffron piazza How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Crystalline toaster Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Underhanded saffron piazza What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Crystalline toaster They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Underhanded saffron piazza I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Crystalline toaster They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution ok, i believe now.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Crystalline toaster I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: Underhanded saffron piazza So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Crystalline toaster I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Crystalline toaster It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Underhanded saffron piazza Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Crystalline toaster You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: insane rehab I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: Cream casino The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: kink-friendly frum institution (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Crystalline toaster I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: insane rehab You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Filthy yapping national He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Crystalline toaster Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: insane rehab Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Laughsome theater stage windowlicker Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Laughsome theater stage windowlicker Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: contagious dingle berry theater When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: insane rehab tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Crystalline toaster I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: insane rehab See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Crystalline toaster But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: insane rehab You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: Laughsome theater stage windowlicker Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: Laughsome theater stage windowlicker Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Mewling Brunch Mediation Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: Thirsty hyperactive clown I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: cheese-eating multi-billionaire Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Fragrant lay Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2Vannesa#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: hairraiser coffee pot office I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |